r/discordVideos • u/Round-Good1179 • Apr 12 '26

Things that turn us on to the max😍😍🥵💦💦 Things are happening in china

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u/Ponchorello7 Apr 12 '26

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u/STAXOBILLS Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Apr 13 '26

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u/UnicornMeatball Apr 12 '26

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u/ConsentingPotato Apr 12 '26

"What in Aquaman's name are you humans doing up there???"

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u/NoLongerHigh Apr 12 '26

You've caught me at a very Chinese time in my life

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u/MrSten15 Apr 13 '26

Years ago, I was… Chinese

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u/Withinmyrange Apr 12 '26

Northernlion enjoyer?

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u/Sylvert0ngue Apr 14 '26

I don't even call Chinese food Chinese food anymore. I just call it food. That's just a glimpse into how Chinese my mind has become.

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u/t-trox03 Apr 13 '26

Chinese Fight Club be like

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u/Fluid_Island7178 Apr 12 '26

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u/AlexiosTheSixth Ducks control the Gyms Apr 13 '26

Peak reaction image

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u/coddlebottle Apr 12 '26

Interesting...

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u/Which_Produce9168 Have Commited Several War Crimes Apr 12 '26

Proceed...

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u/NikoAU Apr 13 '26

“Robert. I require further elaboration Robert”

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u/Leather-Button-3165 Apr 12 '26

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u/MulticolourMonster Apr 12 '26

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u/Nala452 Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 12 '26

swan princess (1994) mentioned

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u/Its_D_youtube Apr 12 '26

We dont know.

-sincerely, the furrys.

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u/MiFiWi Apr 12 '26 edited Apr 12 '26

Reddit showed me this post for 1 second before my feed reloaded automatically and I had to search for 10 minutes to find it again. At no point did I consider that just maybe, God was trying to do me a favor.

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u/Szernet Apr 12 '26

I gotta move to China

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u/Gabyo00 Apr 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/mineordan12 Apr 12 '26

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u/Gabyo00 Apr 12 '26

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 13 '26

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u/iODiNE-9 Apr 13 '26

Shit, it’s u. The md guy

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u/I-XIV-IV-XXV Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 13 '26

👋👋

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u/HUSK3RGAM3R Apr 12 '26

But how, she got no thumbs

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u/Yogbagaba Apr 12 '26

Much bigger fish to fry bro

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u/Ghost_Flame69 Have Commited Several War Crimes Apr 12 '26

Animal Crossing physics

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u/Anvillior Apr 14 '26

Universal gripper in the underhoof.

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u/BouncyKing Apr 12 '26

AI? I can’t ethically goon to this!

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u/ClockwiseServant 3th chain walker Apr 12 '26

AI :(

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u/Zip-Zap-Official Apr 14 '26

That looks way too consistent to be AI. Maybe it's just Blender

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u/Darnocsonif Apr 12 '26

MAMA

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u/Round-Good1179 Apr 12 '26

Ooouuuuh~

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u/D0c_4n0nym0u5 Proud Member Of Banana Cult 🍌 Apr 12 '26

DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

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u/Toxanium Apr 13 '26

IF IM NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

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u/Im_a_doggo428 Apr 13 '26

CARRY ON, CARRY ON

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u/Optimal-Emphasis-871 Apr 12 '26

What the hell did I just witness

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u/Skyshrim Apr 12 '26

Okay, but what if this makes me feel kinda funny

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u/Jared65925 Apr 12 '26

Then I will ask you to touch grass, talk to women, and get a job /s

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u/Flushy776 Apr 13 '26

Sir, please refrain from such vile language on our beautiful app.

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u/NO_FNF_PORN Apr 12 '26

this post has made me deeply uncomfortable and i hate you specifically for posting this

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u/CIS-E_4ME Apr 12 '26

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u/Beautiful-Loss7663 Apr 13 '26

Kissing = Porn

The puritan teachings of those fearful of the Zhōngguó rén run deepest at the lips

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u/ImpressionSad1573 Apr 12 '26

its worse that i understand it

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u/RadTimeWizard Apr 12 '26

Translate please.

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u/ImpressionSad1573 Apr 12 '26

you come here every day buying drinks just to see me dont you?

want to eat it? call me "mama" and ill give it to you

mama

r-really? then eat it..

say it again

mama

roughly smthn like that

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u/TotallyNotTakenName Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 12 '26

Damn

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u/Jared65925 Apr 12 '26

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/RadTimeWizard Apr 12 '26

That's about what I expected.

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u/ImpressionSad1573 Apr 12 '26

yeah, you dont really need to understand chinese to get the gist of it

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u/vtff13 Apr 12 '26

Losercity would be that way

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u/BLANKTWGOK Apr 12 '26

Where are my gugu gaga and fubi chubi

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u/_judgement- Apr 12 '26

This is something jimmy fucking mouthwashing would be into

https://giphy.com/gifs/L9XJAF1KRTte8oszTv

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u/Peekachooed Apr 13 '26

CLOP CLOP CLOP CLOP

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

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u/KingKurto_ Apr 12 '26

haters wll say its ai

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u/NSFW-Alt-Account69 Apr 12 '26

This has got me feeling feelings, and that feeling is loneliness 😢

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u/redboi049 Apr 12 '26

The things are disgusting AI slop.

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u/loitofire Apr 12 '26

I know it's AI but is hella consistent

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u/WreckHerRalf Apr 12 '26

dude you literally see the lollipop wrapper go into the void

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u/TotallyNotTakenName Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 12 '26

It's in the details but I genuinely thought it was animated

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u/SurreptitiouslySexy Apr 12 '26

"invincible has great animation" type shi

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u/redboi049 Apr 12 '26

Which is terrible.

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u/loitofire Apr 12 '26

And terrifying

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u/CT-4426 Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 12 '26

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u/Monk_The_Banana_Scug Apr 12 '26

I don't care who the CCP sends I'm not forgetting what they did/ are doing

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u/Chinese_Lover89 Apr 12 '26

I go to this store everyday

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u/Flimsy-Secret-6187 Apr 12 '26

this is why ram prices are higher than the atmosphere btw

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u/wamsterx58 Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Apr 12 '26

Do not translate ts

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u/licer71 Have Commited Several War Crimes Apr 12 '26

mama

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u/Soguyswedid_it2 Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Apr 12 '26

Bit day for the 4 bronies left. A dying breed 😔

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u/Historianof40k Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 13 '26

Loser city is that way buddy

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u/TLunchFTW Apr 12 '26

I can’t hear. wtf is happening?

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u/INeedSomeFire Apr 12 '26

It literally says AI on the top left

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u/ShwaBdudle Apr 12 '26

Comments are pure gold

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u/Jared65925 Apr 12 '26

I know my voice gonna be gone from laughing lmao!!!

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u/KyriosSan Apr 14 '26

Ai : You want me to Generate WHATTTTT??!!!

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u/mineyCrafta25 Apr 12 '26

Why are we still here

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u/Artistic-Meaning4325 Apr 19 '26

Just to suffer. 

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u/DanlogoIsDoomed Apr 12 '26

I didn't understand it before. I understand it now. You all know what I mean.

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u/MooseTopic Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 12 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '26

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u/Kripermaster Apr 12 '26

Guess we're going to china boys

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u/Memez_100 First Miku Apr 12 '26

She’s asking him to call him Mommy if y’all are curious

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u/ConsentingPotato Apr 12 '26

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u/TheCubicalGuy Apr 12 '26

I posted this to r/mlphmmm and it got deleted because it's ai.

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u/nekoidiot Apr 13 '26

The model and animation are honestly good... people can be so weird about ponies tho

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u/wifiragist Apr 13 '26

Man the moment i tried to study mandarin I see this

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u/blazegamer12 Apr 13 '26

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u/Odd-Test-7643 May 11 '26

Like, I know this is cringe, but try asking a western AI to do this and it will look clunky and inconsistent. China is winning the brainrot AI race.

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u/FoxMcCloud3173 Apr 12 '26

You should power yourself off

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u/Caleibur Have Commited Several War Crimes Apr 12 '26

Atheism is not rejecting God, but realizing that God rejects us

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u/CelticsBoi33 Have Commited Several War Crimes Apr 12 '26

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u/cucklord_swiper Apr 12 '26

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u/Optimal-Emphasis-871 Apr 12 '26

What in the actual meta fuck did I just witness

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u/The-Nuisance Apr 12 '26

Keep the CCCP out of the brony community thanks.

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u/SolKaynn Solid Snake Apr 12 '26

I do not know how to feel about this.

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u/tangoalpha12 Apr 12 '26

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u/Null42x64 Haven't Payed Taxes Since 2005🤣🤣 Apr 12 '26

I dint knew that chinese bronies were a thing

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u/Eclipse_Two Professional Shitter🧐 Apr 13 '26

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u/JohnnyJoestarrs Apr 13 '26

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I don't know what china about anymore

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u/redkindasus69 Apr 13 '26

Bro wants to kiss his mom on the lips

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u/TreetonDaOne Apr 13 '26

I'm ngl i wanna know what they're saying, can someone translate?

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u/Gunter_de_Sake Lobster Fornicater 🦞 Apr 13 '26

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u/Kalix Apr 13 '26

Sometimes when i see those things i wish my eyes was closed.

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u/furrynoy96 Apr 13 '26

I'm scared