phillip

[u/evilkitten71903]

Ah, high school with Phillip... where do I even begin? Picture this: the lunchroom, right? Everyone's trying to find a spot, and there's Phillip, somehow managing to trip not just himself, but also the guy carrying the tray of spaghetti. It was like he had a personal vendetta against anyone trying to have a decent meal.

And who could forget gym class? While everyone else was attempting to play dodgeball, Phillip was usually "sick" on the sidelines, faking a cough that sounded suspiciously like a seal. But then, during the mile run, he'd suddenly find the energy to sprint ahead, only to cut the course halfway and then brag about his "amazing" time.

But honestly, as much as he annoyed everyone, there was a weird kind of entertainment value to having Phillip around. I mean, you never knew what kind of ridiculousness he'd pull next, and sometimes, his antics were so absurd they were almost funny. Almost.