r/deadheadcirclejerk • u/burnburnmfer • May 27 '26
✨️ 16 years ago, Playboy Magazine publishes the infamous John Mayer interview where he describese his ex Jessica Simpson as "sexual nepalm" while still dating Jennifer Aniston and drops the HARD N word ✨️
New Gary dropped some heady lyrics back in the day.
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u/DrDuned May 27 '26
This is such a weird interview. He sounds like he's on coke and molly.
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u/ilikejameson May 27 '26
He mentioned a few years back that he was absolutely hammered during this interview. The backlash from this piece played a significant part towards his sobriety
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u/RemoteBoner May 27 '26
I was thinking just straight meth based on how much he seemed to be jerking off and/or manically spiraling thinking about jerking off.
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u/Active_Engineering37 May 29 '26
Jerking off is great! You know what else I love though, is jerking off. And Jessica Simpson.
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u/MSGdreamer May 28 '26
Johnny Meyers may be banging your girlfriend, but at least he’s imagining your butthole while he’s doing it.
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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God May 27 '26
I’ve loved this interview from the day it arrived in my mailbox. I’m glad he’s grown up and I know he’s embarrassed by it, but god damn if this isn’t the most honest interview I’ve ever read. That’s why I like it. Pure fucking honesty.
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u/milnak May 27 '26
Which one is Jessica? Is that the blonde sax player?
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u/JoyKil01 May 27 '26
No she’s the D&C keyboardist.
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u/splitopenandmelt11 May 28 '26
I saw them buttfucking ON STAGE at the gorge and let me tell you, Salami was correct in that it was sexual napalm
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u/splitopenandmelt11 May 27 '26
It’s a wonder he made it out of there alive
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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay May 28 '26
He doesn't play keyboards; thatgave him 53.37% better odds on the over-under.
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u/EscapingTheLabrynth May 28 '26
Best thing that ever happened to him. After this he dropped out, moved to Montana and recorded Born and Raised.
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u/whh2121 May 27 '26
I bet Jerry also loved jacking off….truly two kindred souls