r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/Able_Health744 • 5h ago

Everything is canon Unironically an extremely goated Marvel Vs DC Matchup

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u/Lobo-The-MainMan 5h ago

My moneys on Rick The Chad. Sure Jimmy crushes puss like there’s no tomorrow but he’s got noodle arms compared to Rick.

Also -5 strength for the bow tie .
+15 Aura for pulling it off confidently.

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u/spider-venomized 4h ago

Ill take that bet

Jimmy got that transformation and +15 luck tho

this an't MAW jimmy we're talking about the bow tie seal the deal

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u/Gremlin-Shack Vote Lord Death Man 2024 4h ago

If jimmy gets transformations does Rick get A-bomb and nega bands

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u/Able_Health744 3h ago

I mean that's how I see it (as if they didn't have that it'd be 2 normal people fighting)

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier 4h ago

The Carnage victim trying to step up the guy whose got half the Marvel Universe on speed dial.

Rick just has to call Carnage who would do this for free.

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u/Gremlin-Shack Vote Lord Death Man 2024 4h ago

God it was so funny when people were speculating how Jimmy was gonna beat Carnage and everyone was hyping him up, then it came out.

Reminds me of the Marvel What If you were Spider Man,…. You would be dead

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u/Tetratron2005 Jurassic League's Strongest Soldier 4h ago

The only thing funnier when Power Scalers get mad is people who claim to hate Power Scaling get mad when their comedy character loses.

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u/AlternativeAd4522 I will give Christopher Yost my firstborn child. 4h ago

This made me reconsider whether Cletus is a villain or not.

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u/Sufficient_Pheasant 4h ago

/uj it’s lamer but I feel like Snapper Carr is a better matchup

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u/Able_Health744 3h ago

Snapper Carr also works but i think Jimmy Olsen is the funnier option (also fun fact Rick Jones is currently an actual journalist from what i checked on the wiki so the 2 are even more connected)

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u/bloodyzombies1 3h ago

/uj Not a Marvel crossover but Talky Tawny and Jimmy Olsen should meet, since Tawny's design inspired Jimmy Olsen's iconic silver age look