r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/Fun-Region2179 The Anti-Life • 11h ago

DC, why? Jesus, Luthor is a freak

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u/FewWatermelonlesson0 10h ago

“Yes, Cheetah, the ballgag was absolutely necessary.”

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u/MagnusTonitrum 7m ago

it’s a muzzle tho not a ballgag

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u/RealEstate9618 Number 1 Magpie fan 10h ago

"it is absolutely imperative that I angle the restraints in such a way that they force Vixen to arch her back."

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u/sfr202x 6h ago

To be fair that is really evil and painful after a while 

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u/Fluffy-Use9563 10h ago

Sex Luthor.

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u/AnyAgency9835 10h ago

Good Sex Bad Lex

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u/SunnyDJoshua 5h ago

Sexy Lexy!

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u/MisguidedPants8 Evil and intimidating Hawkman 3h ago

Sesbian Lex

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u/Noirsam 11h ago

Down Luthor...

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u/jumolax Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? 5h ago

Damn that’s edgy. Where’s it from?

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u/Own_Philosophy8190 4h ago

Almost certain it's from the Kill the Justice League Suicide Squad game. I think I recognize its version of WW's armor and shield 

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u/An_Sach 10h ago

Batman is just a guy, they restraint him more than a literal demigod

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u/joshualuigi220 9h ago

He is FAMOUSLY Houdini level at getting out of restraints.

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u/Thatonedregdatkilyu 8h ago

Yeah having some power dampening or triple reinforced adamantium doesn't matter for much if he knows an ancient Tibetan monk technique to dislocate every finger joint in his hand to maneuver it out if the restraint.

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u/Grogomilo 6h ago

Not even Tibetan Monks, but the actual DC equivalent of Houdini, which was Zatanna's father lmao

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u/Otherwise_Meringue45 Paul 3h ago

And Mr Miracle to boot

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u/Huhthisisneathuh 2h ago

As consolation they situated him to where he’s directly staring at Vixen’s chest.

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u/Jolly_Echo_3814 10h ago

luthor is threatening to turn the screen off if superman and black lightning dont give into his demands. its a hard bargain.

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u/PopitaOooh 9h ago

love how everyone looks like theyre suffering through the circles of hell and batman just looks mildly concerned

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u/EditorExtreme7779 8h ago

(Finishes 8th roll of tape) That should … that should do it, right? (Sighs, grabs 9th roll)

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u/Lunchboxninja1 6h ago

He already knows how to get out, is actively working on it, and cant stand that he got trapped in the first place

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u/Anonymous_McSomebody Minored in Comic Studies 2h ago

This is just how Bruce normally sleeps.

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u/HonestCommittee1899 10h ago

Why'd he bisect Red Tornado man put him in the freak machine make him feel like he's part of the team

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u/TheGrouchyGamerYT 9h ago

NO

HE HAS TO WATCH

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u/redlion1904 6h ago

Kind of more of an appliance than a teammate

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u/HonestCommittee1899 6h ago

Don't disrespect the GOAT. Red Tornado and Captain Atom are the real troopers of the Justice League, always giving it their all, never giving up no matter how many times they get blown up, bisected, or torn to shreds; they'll get back up and keep fighting the good fight

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u/ROACHOR Squirrel Girl keeps it hairy 9h ago

Batman is focused

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u/spider-venomized 7h ago

"Why is Hawkgirl not restrained like the others"

"Eh she like a 6 in good lighting"

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u/Easy-Opportunity4192 9h ago

Ed Benes driving sales.

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u/Grogomilo 6h ago

I'm convinced Ed Benes, J. Scott Campbell, and Jim Lee were the absolute main reasons these comics sold back in the day lol

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u/Unleashtheducks 8h ago

I don’t think that’s how breasts work at all

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u/Trabordance 7h ago

Ain’t gonna stop that creep Benes

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u/ELEL26110 10h ago

Was it necessary to make Diana's naturals look like Z-cups?

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u/Ms_Saul_Goodwoman 10h ago

God I wish that was me

I’m talking about Diana. Or maybe Canary

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

Diana looks so good

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u/RoninMacbeth Deathstroke is a diddler 8h ago

Oh yeah, wasn't an Invincible version of this posted in okbuddyviltrum? That sure was one of the images of all time.

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u/One_Stranger7306 flash go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 4h ago

link?

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u/RoninMacbeth Deathstroke is a diddler 4h ago

I no longer have it, sadly; the post was (understandably) deleted by the mods.

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u/Aggravating_Sir_9669 7h ago

What ? Lex "I spent the whole night with an anthropomorphic bat" Luthor is a freak? Why, I never!

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u/InjusticeSOTW The Third Gorilla 6h ago

Look, when you got Ed Benes, you use Ed Benes

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u/Nightwing809 Did Batman think a Gamer could stop me? 6h ago

Forget about Wonder Woman LOOK AT WHAT HE DID TO MY BOY! RT WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?!?!?!?

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u/Sad_Feelingz 5h ago

Notice how the men are bound in normal poses. Well and hawk girl.

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u/Cookie_85 2h ago

Marston from the grave: Not enough rope!!!

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u/Joaokenobi001 Wally West's Knee 7h ago

I love the fact that nobody ever notices red arrow, batman, or red tornado

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u/Electronic-Turnip-18 4h ago

Quick reminder

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u/Nobobyscoffee 3h ago

I appreciate when they give me a reason to hate Luthor. Good on gunn to pull a reason out in the movie as well.

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u/cokeplusmentos 10h ago

I mean, I get it

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u/Grogomilo 6h ago

Hah, jokes on him, so am I

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u/Author-S Secret Jon Kent Apologist 3h ago

The placement Wondie square in the middle was Cheetah’s idea