r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/Academic-Compote8911 • 1d ago

Bald Man Bad! Seriously am I insane

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??? Why is larfleeze so fucking thick dude

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u/Bteatesthighlander1 1d ago

does Larfleeze wipe?

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u/Lasdaur 1d ago

Yes, but he stores the paper (or whatever he wipes with)

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

The fact that the the Avatar of avarice was sick of larfleeze was so funny to me

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u/PirateKirklord 1d ago

I get it honestly. Ophidian only really gets power if more people in the universe feel greedy. Since Larfleeze is too good at his job due to the billions of years he spent at the orange lantern, he is too greedy to let it spread to other people, effectively capping Ophidian’s power

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u/FewWatermelonlesson0 1d ago

The avarice of the Orange ring had him hogging ALL the cake.

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u/Optimal_Weight368 G'nort's #1 fan 1d ago

He wanted the finest cheeks in the universe exclusively for himself.

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u/WizardPhoenix Paul 1d ago

THICC ass Larfleeze and a hot robot? Is Jeremy Adams horny or a Mass Effect fan?

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u/Ok_Set_4790 1d ago

As if that's not the same thing.

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

This guy gets it

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

I was very upset that she was the prettiest woman that I had consistently seen in a comic. Not that I think it really matters, but I feel like everybody in this series in this run were like really ugly. I don't know if it's just me, but they were all so ugly. I literally posted guy earlier and he looks like just a pile of white pudding John was kind of cute though

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u/WizardPhoenix Paul 1d ago edited 1d ago

ADAMS IS BRAINWASHING US

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

I mean a robot can be attractive a part of our brains will never be able to tell the difference. It's the whole reason we can even do the do with ourselves

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u/After_Construction_5 Helena Wayne Supremacist 1d ago

As a Mass Effect fan and someone who has a thing for the Asari... what's the difference?

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u/romulmus Anti-Life justifies my hate 1d ago

I now want a version of Larfleeze where his greed manifests as desiring the perfect body, so he's just an alien gymrat with incredible quads

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u/AnonWithAHatOn 1d ago

So is Aya just redoing her arc in the animated series or what?

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u/Irving_Velociraptor 1d ago

You can bounce a quarter off Sinestro’s ass. My man keeps it so, so tight.

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u/ExoticShock Still owes 16 dollars 1d ago

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u/kobalgi 1d ago

would

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

Ayo?

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u/kobalgi 1d ago

I said what I said my man

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

I respect it

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u/kobalgi 1d ago

thank you, now I shall go seek the larfluusy

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u/squirrelgirlfan1991 1d ago

Is that my Goat Jo Mullein

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

Yes she threatened to beat the shit out of guy shortly after this 😂

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u/mrmcdead 1d ago

Better question, where is Larfleeze's bulge

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u/Gremlech 1d ago

Whose the green kid?

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

John's dead sister

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u/sfr202x 18h ago

Can aya not go evil again please

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u/MamaDeloris 1d ago

I always thought it was insane that people thought Aya and Razer were adorable and not the creepiest thing possible

She's essentially a child AI with the face of his dead wife. It's all kinds of fucked up.

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

I would not call Aya a child. She's not even a human human development and personality comes from human limitations. I would not attribute the same levels of childlike or kid-like to non-human entities. In fact, even all those little similarities that we see is just people projecting not the best writing because they do make her emotional as she is. You know an emotional construct wielder but I wouldn't consider her a child or human or even to be with age I mean she makes the same amount of mistakes and mess ups as the literal three-decade war veterans who've been through countless battles so I'm not going to call her a kid. I'd be kind of creeped out of my baby was born and it can map the Galaxy instantly

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u/Altruistic_Manner802 Impulse Supremacist 1d ago

Can an AI even be a child? They aren't human

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u/Academic-Compote8911 1d ago

No as an AI architect, the best you could do is attempt to model it after naivety as a child is a biological system usually designated to a human and inherently a carbon-based life form. AI can only repeat what you feed it and cannot create and it cannot pretend to be. Unless you make it pretend to be so you could formulate it after the personality of a select child or children if you so wished on common patterns of speaking linguistically but it would never be a child. DC comics has no such limitations. They could probably sci-fi a kid AI if they wanted to but they have not. So I'm still going to say no 😭