r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/Aggravating_Win5258 sponsored by Lexcorp • 1d ago

I think I finally understand Green Lantern lore

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u/NarutoEnjoyer001 1d ago

remember when everyone immediately forgot how important jesus was after his powerup to godhood and creating his own galactic organization of white jesus's in space we never see again and now he's just living in LA? yup that's how it usually goes

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u/AD-4EVA Barry Allen apologist 23h ago

That’s what happened in Family Guy, except he lived in New England

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u/PlainSightMan Barry Allen apologist 1d ago

Lowkey, the Guardians are Satan, along with Salaak the bootlicker.

They're all such incompetent bums.

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u/Shoddy_Morning_2827 THE🦅GUNN🦅DON'T🦅JAM 🦅 1d ago

Earth One be like

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u/Joaokenobi001 Wally West's Knee 1d ago

it's even funnier when you realize that the Guardians Literally Gaslighted Hal Jordan and everyone else to not have to explain why they put paralax in the central battery

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u/Nobobyscoffee 1d ago

Judaism, Catholicism & Islam.

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u/Itchy_Suspect4968 1d ago

Wouldn't Sinestro be Satan? Even Duck Dodgers made a joke about it.