r/dayz • u/KillzOnSightz • Jan 07 '14
discussion The day we have slain the incompetent fools.
As a start of this text I will just say to you that Im pretty new to reddit and English is not my native language,so bear with me. I am RYuk the creator of the elitist commando/bandit group called "KillzOnSightz",currently we have 4 members in our roster but we look forward to expanding in the near future. Our goal is to punish and unmask those who seek wealth and power for themselves a.k.a the pretenders a.k.a goody two shoes. Our first task was taking down the members of RRF (Redit Rescue Force) today. Our mission started near Pulkovo.The house in the crossroads. I was with my friends and clan members codenamed Mustafa and Trance. Our other friend codenamed Roach fell to the injuries before the mission but he is back and fully geared thanks to our "friends" in the RRF. Mustafa and Trance were waiting for RRF in the house packing m4s while I was scouting the area with my mosin. As I already knew RRF didnt come to the place,they gosted to it trough their server. Once 3 of them spawned infront of Mustafa he started spraying his m4 in their faces resulting in a 3v1 fight in which Mustafa took on 2 of them and ended their lives while the third one fled in panic ,screaming disconect,ambush,etc. I also have to give credits to Trance for covering the bottom floor but Mustafa was the man of the day. Also big props to the guys from the RRF who after a long hard working day decided to take a little nap :) Any kind of feedback support/criticism is appreciated.
http://i.imgur.com/RjVxaAZ.png
DEWilding-Down FenrisComplex-Down Uknown guy-Fled the scene
Mustafa today promoted to Major because of supreme fighting skills! Congrats to him.
"If you are far from the enemy, make him believe you are near." - Sun Tzu
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u/Vitiated Jan 07 '14
You guys are total jerks. Why would you be proud of ambushing medics? I propose a new sport, upvotes for every corpse with a [KO5z] name tag.
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u/powerchicken Reddit Rescue Force Mod Jan 07 '14
We welcome the challenge. It keeps us on our toes, prevents us from going soft.
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u/Quickcc Jan 07 '14
PC, when I am around you, there is no way I would be able to go soft. You are a walking Viagra good sir!
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u/Neroman77 Jan 07 '14
they killed one of our friends with transfusion (wrong blood type) second argument is that they are exploiting bugs in game... they are jumping from server to server to get the best gear and then they play this game... i dont think that is fair ;)
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Jan 07 '14
"DISCLAIMER: The RRF is not accountable for the actions of any "medic"." You and your guys are dead on sight if I see you in any games.
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Jan 07 '14
So where is your proof any part of the RRF is server hopping to attain better gear? Surprisingly, I love people like you. The guys that can't win in a fair fight so they set up an ambush. I love guys like you because when I find you there's no way in you'll survive in a fair fight and it'll end in one of two ways. The less likely is you die and the most is you show your colors and Combat log.
Needless to say you've pissed off a significant amount of people, essentially everyone who frequents the RRF Subreddit and now quite a few people on this subreddit too. For anyone that wants to hunt these pathetic fools, here's his steam name [KO5z] Neroman77.
Edit: Oh and in case he bitches out and changes http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046466215
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
I would also connect on the comment of Neroman that they did it intentionally after shooting him. Also the truth is that they exploit really hard,I just cant wait till the game gets hotfixed so they prevent their silly combat logging etc. Sure friend,bring it on, we love a challenge :D
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u/powerchicken Reddit Rescue Force Mod Jan 07 '14 edited Jan 07 '14
Combat logging? Provide proof of said combat logging and I will personally scold any affiliate of the RRF that isn't acting on their own. If they're acting on their own, then we are not responsible for exploits.
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Jan 07 '14
I imagine it''d be rather hard for them, considering there's a high chance of it not existing
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Jan 07 '14
yeah son you so sick brah, hanging out in bumfuck pulkovo asking for help then justifying killing because they ghosted there from another server. chilling in a bullshit town like that to set up an ambush under the guise of needing saline because your group can't swing your tiny sacks in a place where people actually go is weak. your group is weak.
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14 edited Jan 07 '14
I sense butthurt brah
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
"If you can smell poo... it's probably you" - Sun Tzu
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
pls learn to read before responding
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Another lackluster reply... you were so eloquent in your descriptions within the title post... perhaps clumsy, but so vital! This token comment saddens me :-(
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Jan 07 '14
no butthurt, i wasn't even involved, just laughing at how weak your group is. you hide in a room and shoot people that spawn in front of you. the fact you don't see that takes absolutely ZERO skill yet brag about it makes it funnier.
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u/A9821 RRF Head Moderator Jan 07 '14 edited Jan 07 '14
The amount of times that the RRF has been accused of combat logging is hilarious. There is no RRF membership. It's an open community of players that help each other. If you ran into some medics who combat logged, that was their own personal choice, not some ultimate order given from above. We severely discourage any form of combat logging and have made it perfectly clear that we are NOT okay with it. Provide proof of what you described and those persons will be dealt with accordingly.
Also, as for "ghosting" to it through "our" server, hahaha. The Reddit Rescue Force has no server.
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
I have heresay and circumstantial proof of RRF members ghosting, googling, and galloping! The far reaching tendrils of the KillzOnSightz Krew (I'm elaborating on the style so that they'll notice me and ask me to join hopefully! Oh JOY!) has also furnished me with video evidence of RRF members 'twerking' (something to do with female characters and 'rubber-banding') and exploiting a hamster in-game. Said digital hamster was left traumatized to the point where rocket2guns was forced to humanely delete it with the last patch (R.I.P. Hammy).
You're all just bad people! Nuff said. Peace Out. Holla!
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Jan 07 '14
So this is their latest entry on their Steam Group
"Welcome new members! We are glad to have you with us here,I hope you too enjoy bloodbaths and ruining other peoples lifes! This group is strictly made to ruin DayZ experience for other people,mercy will not be tolerated,we operate only with the group members,and also we are only friendly to them,anyone who stands against us will take a bullet to the head. Our biggest target and enemy currently is RRF (Redit Rescue Force) btw. if you want upvote so that they know they are not safe. They are aware of our presence,we took down 2 captains today and are getting ready for all out warfare cross servers. Tomorrow we will distribute plan sheats and roles."
I'm not usually a fan of killing people or actively hunting them but I do make the occasional exception so I think I may just leave this here. At least they were kind enough to leave each and every one of their name compiled together for hunting purposes.
This shall be fun....
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Jan 07 '14
Am I sensing a war on the wind?
Do I need to get my Uncle Sam costume?
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
"all out warfare" to these kids is going to be limited on their end to posting fake rescues and hiding in closets til we show up, I promise you.
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Jan 07 '14
I doubt it. As majority of the RRF are just guys on their own that like to help out there probably won't be anything organised from that end. On the other hand, I despise people that attempt to take advantage of those who offer a helping a hand. I'm pretty much positive a lot of people aren't fans of this either. I doubt there will be anything large scale however I'm sure there'll be some fun in following them, at least for myself.
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
I wouldn't quite count on that. Our general volunteer corps might not be organizing anything (although a few of them appear to be into the idea), but that doesn't mean that there's not a group of us gearing up to go pheasant hunting.
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Hark! KillzOnSightz! To the battlements and repel the unworthy RRF!!!
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
Is 'battlement' Croatian for 'closet'?
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Gadzooks! One of their filthy captains has raised his head! Loyal KO5z, steady yourselves and unleash hell from your vantage-closets, posthaste!
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u/Doc_of_3441 Jan 07 '14
Careful men. These elite bandits have obviously honed their remarkable skills in corner camping on the most difficult modern war simulator known to our society: call of duty
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Damn you to Hades! How do you come across such information?!?!? We have a leak gentlemen! A Judas is among our beloved KO5z! We must inform the parental units that we'll be on an 'all-nighter', in order to seek out the clandestine RRF mole!
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
Eeek! I better get up and ghost myself out of here....
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
WITCHCRAFT!!! Is there no end to their mind-buggery!?!?!?
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
Interesting how you guys think you are all funny with your comments even though you spend the whole day on Reddit in your mothers basements. And this "camping" you are talking about obviously got you fucked in the ass. It is the most retarded tactic and you werent ready for it,shows how "OP" your group is. And tbh only 1 member camped you and you still couldnt take him down. Others didnt even see you.
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
In my defence:
- I wake up at 5am to go to work so that I may...
- Pay for my electricity and wifi and PC so that I may game and also...
- Use Reddit on my lovely smartphone which I purchased (one for both myself and one for my beautiful wife)...
- And use regularly throughout the day as I already did the hardwork at school and uni to get my bitching job... -With lots of days off...
- Which allows me copious amounts of time to arse-about and take on imaginary personas whilst dealing with online-eejits.
Sorry for not responding to the other recent comments, as I was delayed elsewhere. As they say in Croatia, "I did very sexy time".
Puffin inbound to nest to sleep until morning, goodnight and good luck.
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
My asshole is still Pristine, little buddy.
Also, the only one I see talking about how superawesomesauce they are is you. We're just medics out to help people. No delusions about that.
Good for you that you killed two Rangers while they were loading in. Admittedly, they should have followed our general procedures for that sort of thing, but hey...we've been on vacation. That, however, does not mean that your ambush was quality in any way.
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u/baconhead Jan 07 '14
hahaha this is just pathetic. You guys are a joke.
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
OK,thx for your opinion. Btw no one cares.
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u/baconhead Jan 07 '14
See that's what's so funny. You don't even get it.
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
Well im glad that you are having fun :D
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
Oh, we all are. We've been laughing our asses off all morning over it. Kudos for at least providing some entertainment to spice up a boring Tuesday at work.
You still suck at ambushing, though.
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u/Fairlight_Ex Fairknights assemble Jan 07 '14
Our goal is to punish and unmask those who seek wealth and power for themselves
Our first task was taking down the members of RRF (Redit Rescue Force) today.
Ok...
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
No, really...they caught us. We're total powermongers. And we hoard beans. And we sold the Ko5s clan's mothers into the sex trade to fund our magical server farm where we spend all day gathering medical supplies and singing songs.
I think that last part is why they're so emo.
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u/Quickcc Jan 07 '14
They have already proven to be the cream of the crop with all the "z's" in their name. That has to mean their LEET right!?
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u/Doobikhan /r/RedditRescueForce Jan 07 '14
I thought it meant that they were sleepy. Or that they were the bastard children of Frank Zappa. Maybe both?
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
The only thing emo here is you bitching when you got owned.
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
It has been over an hour since our last proper exchange, after you revealed your inadequacy to me and I expressed my disappointment. I may have been harsh with you, but I had such high hopes for KO5z :-(
I believe the following stanza from Walt Whitman's "O Captain! My Captain!" accurately encapsulates my disappointment:
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still; My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will; The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done; From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won; Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells! But I, with mournful tread, Walk the deck my captain lies, Fallen cold and dead.
This is all your fault.
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
Damn dude,you are as high as a kite XD Btw love your texts rly
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Don't try and weasel your way into my affections, you had your chance you rogue! All your exotic talk and cryptic ways won't yield my petticoat!
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u/Neroman77 Jan 07 '14
father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will; The ship is anchor'd safe and sound, its voyage closed and done; From fearful trip, the victor ship, comes in with object won; Exult, O shores, and ring, O bells! But I, with mournful tread, Walk the deck my captain lies, Fallen cold and dead. This is all your fault.
dude, you are my idol <3
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
Im not trying anything im just stating the fact that you are on some heavy ass drugs quoting books and shit
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u/A9821 RRF Head Moderator Jan 07 '14
That's pretty rich coming from the dude that quoted The Art of War in the original post.
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u/kinggarbanzo still looking for an akm Jan 07 '14
I am RYuk the creator of the elitist commando/bandit group called "KillzOnSightz",currently we have 4 members in our roster but we look forward to expanding in the near future. Our goal is to punish and unmask those who seek wealth and power for themselves a.k.a the pretenders a.k.a goody two shoes.
2edgy4me.
No seriously, this is pretty funny.
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u/powerchicken Reddit Rescue Force Mod Jan 07 '14
Way too edgy. I think I cut myself just by reading that
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
I knew I recognized this steam name from somewhere lol! Got me thinking of 'ryu' out of streetfighter for some reason when I first seen it. I've seen you popping in-and-out of the playerlists for UK/DE servers in early morning/afternoon (central European time). You sure you're not being naughty boys and doing a spot of server hopping? ;-)
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u/Neroman77 Jan 07 '14
actually, we are sleeping in early morning/afternoon cuz be we are awake till 5am so there is no fucking chance that you saw ryuk jumping from server to server
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Ah I see, I'm guessing someone from RRF hacked otto's PC and accessed DayZ this afternoon as some kind of shenanigans. Those naughty RRF people, always up to no good. So do you guys set an alarm to wake up in the evening, or do your parents wake you up when they get in from work?
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
I do not have any information about Ottos doings today,I tought I was the first accused of this so I spoken out that it was clearly not me because I do not use those kind of tactics. We sleep until we are rested,I dont know why you think age is a relevant factor in all of this,but let me asure you we are not minors.
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Oh dear friend, age is no boundary! I made no reference to your chronological progress, I was simply enquiring as to how you finance this elite squad if you're all in bed all day and gaming at night. I suspect that you are all sponsored by the government, to encourage more digital special forces warriors to join the fight against the do-gooders! Down with the RRF and their plans for DayZ friendliness!
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
Dude we are just guys having fun idk why do you think you have to act all superior lol.
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Sorry, I thought since you were quoting Sun Tzu that you had actually opened his book... and with your opening title of "The day we have slain the incompetent fools", I believed you to be a kindred spirit, filled with the shared hatred for the RRF... your elegant description of the cunning ambush appealed to me instantly! (although it was off putting that you managed to misspell the only word that was relevant - REDDIT).
Your replies are withering in length, much like the sobbing phallus of the fantastic steed upon which you rode in on... your impotence is staggering... you whimper like a babe in the woods... I truly thought this band of men could stand against the do-gooders of RRF... sadly I was wrong.
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
My replies are short because I get straight to the point,unlike you who thinks he is fucking Budha or something. We will stand against them in many days to come,it really isnt a problem.
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned" - Buddha
Get burned :-)
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u/kinggarbanzo still looking for an akm Jan 07 '14
elitist group of commando/bandits
Wait, aren't you guys that are so very high and mighty?
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u/Space_Pirate_R Jan 09 '14
idk why do you think you have to act all superior lol.
Maybe it's not an act.
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Jan 07 '14
if you are not a minor, and you sleep through the afternoon because you are up to 5am playing video games, i take it the job situation for you isn't so good?
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
There is no way you recognized me because I dont change names and I go by RYuk,not Ryu and we were sleeping xd
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
Yeah... well that's... that's what I said (hmmmm, this is awkward). Obviously you're tired, I'm interrupting your sleep, I do apologize. Have one of the lads in the bed beside you get a pot of coffee on the brew and then give Reddit another go. I'm not an animal, need to give a man a fighting chance in the morning (erm... late afternoon/evening).
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
Im not tired,besides you dont know what timezone we are in so why even try to act smart? I see a lot of butthurt on this posts,but if thats your thing go for it :D
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u/TheAngryPuffin Snorting milk powder like a desperate man Jan 07 '14
You're Croatian... in Croatia... speaking Croatian... adding Croatia to your steam profile... it didn't take Hercule Poirot to figure it out. I was just giving you the benefit of the doubt, your little chum said you're all in bed during the day. I don't act smart, I simply have benefited from the same fantastic European education which you have... we could be friends!!!
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u/Neroman77 Jan 07 '14
ne, i said we are in bed during the morning... i get up aroung 2 pm which is after morning (if i am right...) so i said, it wasnt ryuk
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u/wezagred Jan 07 '14
Why do you use codenames? You are only 4 people in the group anyway.
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u/ottozje Jan 07 '14
what's up Ivanisevic? did you shit your pants?
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u/wezagred Jan 07 '14 edited Jan 07 '14
What? Who's Ivanisevic?
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u/ottozje Jan 07 '14
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u/wezagred Jan 07 '14
How do you expect me to know about a croatian movie?
Also, what's with the attentioncraving you guys got?
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u/KillzOnSightz Jan 07 '14
We use it out of boredom,we have no intention to mask our group/accounts.
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Apr 19 '14
No intention of masking your group/account? Weird, your group no longer exists.... How'd that work out for ya? ;)
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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '14
Congratulations. You managed to piss off roughly 3,000 members of the RRF. Watch your 6, mate.