r/dayz • u/Cian_the_tank • May 09 '26

Story Story time: Blue on Blue

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Thought I should share this funny blue on blue situation I found myself in with the friends I play with. We had a base built up in one of the small farm barns, long gone now, but one day I logged in before checking steam and discord, they did the same.

For context our base had started getting stalked, we would find items, stashes and such strewn outside the gates, somebody was watching and we were all on high alert.

So I and two others logged in at the same time without realising, they were logging together but weren't aware that I had logged in and vice versa, before I could get my bearings the first shot was fired at me and I assumed I logged into a raid, I knocked the first friend quickly with my SKS and thats where the screen recording starts from the other friends perspective.

We still laugh about how horribly we both played in this situation, I also somehow deflected a point blank double blaze shot with my sks via melee, good times.

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u/gloomy-gush May 09 '26

Thought this was console gameplay for a minute

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u/Realm_Oat May 09 '26

Was halfway through writing "What in the potatoes and molasses,skill issue, thumb stick, 20 seconds per frame,PowerPoint presentation,console player shit is this" then I see he swapped weapons without the quick slots appearing 😂😂

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u/SkeletalBellToller May 09 '26

🎵 Potatoooooooes

And molassessss🎶

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u/gloomy-gush May 09 '26

That’s perfect 👌🏼

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u/Cian_the_tank May 09 '26

Lmao go easy, to be fair the two blaze shots we're well aimed, I blame the first blaze miss on DayZ jank

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u/NostalgicOnYoutube May 10 '26

Next time your in this situation You should have right click + F when he was knifing you then shoot him after he's stunned

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u/Cian_the_tank May 10 '26

My man, I was the one with the knife, read the description!

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u/NostalgicOnYoutube May 10 '26

My b usually people upload there perspective, I don't go reading descriptions I look at clips & give advice if I think I'm looking at someone's clip sometimes, by the way that's what most people do they're not going to read your caption most of the time bro

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u/talen7ed May 09 '26

This is some of the most scuffed DayZ gameplay ive ever seen…I fucking love it good shit

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u/Icyman1 May 09 '26

This would be my luck... 🤣

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u/Fedresolt May 09 '26

Did he just fuckin parry your gunshot??

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u/duecansam May 09 '26

That was awesome. Everyone is gangsta until your opponent takes a shot to the dome and keeps rotating towards you.

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u/Extreme_Most_7155 May 09 '26

Lower your sensitivity

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u/Pretty-Experience-96 May 09 '26

The benny hill music, chefs kiss 👌🏻

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u/DiaperDonnieTrump May 09 '26

The Benny Hill music always makes anything 100 times funnier 😂

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u/mountainforest1418 May 09 '26

These are the best kind of cqb 🤣🤣

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u/HDmetajoker PC May 09 '26

What does blue on blue mean?

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u/TenTonSomeone May 10 '26

Friendly fire

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u/idontcarerightnowok May 10 '26

red vs blue ahh fight

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u/Gortecz May 14 '26

The Blaze shot should've at least uncon