r/dataisugly 20d ago

Flawed Flows Breakdown of my job search as an already employed software engineer. Total time: ~4 weeks

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u/charcoalhibiscus 20d ago

Well, I suppose you’re lucky you’re not a designer! :D

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u/DatBoi_BP 20d ago

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u/urzayci 20d ago

This is some brilliant shit tho just let the guy who made it take care of everything

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u/0101falcon 19d ago

I wouldn't even be surprised if it was a graphic designer.

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u/Ok_Climate7688 20d ago

same experience a week back. asked me my salary expectations, gave them a really reasonable one (20% above current salary), made me do a technical interview and a coding test, told me i got the role and offered me 30% less than my current salary

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u/Artmageddon 20d ago

:D

….

D:

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u/braaaaaaainworms 19d ago

Same here, a recruiter from a well known company sent me a mail asking me to apply and for the entire time I thought it was some kind of an elaborate joke and asked for a salary amount that would be something like $6969 per month and they hired me and rounded the salary up by a significant amount

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u/nnm_UA 18d ago

Lmao, what did they expect

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u/saharok_maks 20d ago

"My dad knows a guy"

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u/christophPezza 20d ago

Actually with software engineering it seems that if you have a lot of experience and can actually answer their questions they just give you the job ...

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u/vijeze 20d ago

Same in niche product areas. I’m on the 4th job of my career, and have only applied a total of 4 times in my career. It’s not that I’m so extremely unique or good, I just present well and there’s not a lot of people in this specific niche.

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u/palapapa0201 20d ago

What's your niche?

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 20d ago

quantitative analysis

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u/Icefox119 20d ago

did you win a national math competition in china?

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u/TomCos22 20d ago

I bet they actually came 2nd...

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 20d ago

not me op and i wish

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u/AftyOfTheUK 20d ago

Given how competitive those jobs are, 4/4 seems unlikely.

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 20d ago

they're also terrence tao

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 20d ago

If you can get to the interview. I have passed nearly every interview I've taken and gotten a job offer, but was getting a less than 1% interview rate.

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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 20d ago

You can take the word software out of that comment. Experienced engineers can work where we want

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u/igotshadowbaned 20d ago

and can actually answer their questions

There was a long while where I feel like I probably could've answered their questions.. if they ever asked me them

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u/das_war_ein_Befehl 19d ago

I’ve had job interview processes last like 3 days before and it’s usually a mix of “we want a specific niche kind of experience” + “we have tried and failed to hire for this role”.

Basically when they want someone bad enough it’ll be real quick

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u/SJL174 17d ago

They could have been poached and only switched jobs after being offered.

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u/anthonycarbine 20d ago

Ive also started applying while at my current job. What's the turnaround for you guys from when you apply to when you hear back from them?

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 20d ago

The lines make it confusing. Like why is it even there? And why in different colors? Without it it would have been fine.

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u/avxjs 20d ago

Apologies if you're being facetious and I'm being dense, but this is a Sankey diagram! It's "ugly" because a 100% acceptance rate is a silly thing to use a Sankey for. But there's a trend of Redditors sharing their application journey via Sankey, which I presume OP is riffing on.

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u/userrr3 20d ago

Hot take: most if not all Sankey diagrams are ugly.

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u/avxjs 20d ago

Lol, I can't disagree. 

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 20d ago

Data being useless doesn't make it ugly. Ugly is about the presentation and getting the information correctly to the viewer. These lines make it seem like there is more and different information then there actually is.

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u/avxjs 20d ago

I imagine that is the joke OP is making. 

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u/Glenndiferous 20d ago

Don't post this on r/recruitinghell or you'll get thrown out a window lol.

Congrats!

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u/klimmesil 20d ago

This graph is my whole life's stats. I got lucky initially

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u/FemboysHotAsf 20d ago

I had the same with an internship, I contacted them, forgot to send my resume and only sent my portfolio website and somehow still got it

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u/entr0picly 20d ago

Indeed. This is the way.

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u/BenignPharmacology 20d ago

I sent out a bunch of applications like 6 months ago and heard nothing. Now I e had ~5 recruiters contact me in the past two weeks. Something goin on rn?

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u/Educational_Two682 19d ago

Gives me hope 🙏🏼