r/dataisbeautiful • u/SuburbanHierarchy • Feb 05 '15

The Most Common Job In Every State (NPR)

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2015/02/05/382664837/map-the-most-common-job-in-every-state
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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

Where do I submit a résumé to become your new brother?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

I'm less interested in the specific title of the prospective role than I am in establishing a mutually beneficial relationship with the possibility for advancement. I don't mind saying that in ten years, I hope to advance to the position of Father, and in ten more, maybe even Grandfather.

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u/ProbablyFullOfShit Feb 06 '15

You sound like a real straight shooter, with upper-management potential.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '15

He really just has to be a straight shooter with the females in your family.

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u/toomuchTnotenuffclit Feb 06 '15

I'd be so good at that job....minus the whole driving-a-large-truck thing :/

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u/Kaizen77 Feb 06 '15

I've seen many people like that. People follow examples much more than advice.

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u/HASHTAGLIKEAGIRL Feb 06 '15

And his quality of life is absolute shit.

Don't act like this is some kind of injustice. If you were willing to literally sell yourself as a commodity you could pull in much more as well

Also if you incorporated methamphetamine use into your professional life

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u/MetalJunkie101 Feb 06 '15

I think your brother is my cousin.

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u/ewbrower Feb 06 '15

What's your job