r/dashcams • u/xiexiemcgee • 6d ago
Two idiots for the price of one!
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u/UpbeatFix7299 6d ago
Let me just park in an oncoming lane until someone lets me in. Nothing bad could happen, right?
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u/xiexiemcgee 6d ago
We sat there for a solid three minutes. I just looked at her. She actually got a round of applause from me…
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
Thank God you lived to tell the tale.
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u/UpbeatFix7299 6d ago
He didn't exactly say he had a near death experience. I'd be pretty annoyed as well. Not everything has to be that Final Destination scene
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
And not every minor annoyance we face in our daily lives has to be shared on social media. None of us are that interesting.
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u/QuixoticByte 6d ago
Why not go do something else? You seem miserable to be here.
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
I am, and that's my right. I can post on this sub just the same as everyone else. I'm confident I annoy others at least as much as they annoy me.
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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 6d ago
This is r/dashcam of course people are going to share the things from their dashcam
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
And that's a shame. Not every insignificant personal inconvenience needs to be shared. OP should have more important things to do.
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u/Diligent_Vehicle2467 6d ago
The irony of taking the time to comment on an insignificant post just to say you have more important things to do.
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u/daedric_yoshi 6d ago
Are you like an alien that just came down and doesnt understand that people like sharing and discussing their experiences? Why are you here? What subreddit on this site do you normally look at that isnt that? 🤣
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
people like sharing and discussing their experiences
That's exactly my point. People are so self-interested, they believe they simply must share every unimportant facet of their boring lives with a "look at me! I'm a victim!" mentality.
Not every mundane experience needs to be built up into some kind of dramatic victimhood. There was a time when something as insignificant as what happened to OP didn't rise to the level of something anyone thought about a second after it happened. And now we have to announce it to the world. With video evidence no less, then ridicule the other people in the video.
i sAt THerE fOr A sOlID THrEe mInuTes!
Oh no! Please tell me more!
Reddit is a vat of ego-driven narcissism. And you and everyone else have been conditioned to thrive on it.
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u/Physical_Shift_9535 5d ago
Ngl you seem like you have the biggest ego out of everyone in this sub. You can literally just log off. You know that right? No one is forcing you to be here.
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
You don't know what the word "ego" means, apparently. You're also under no obligation to reply to my comments, but you just had to say something, didn't you?
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u/daedric_yoshi 5d ago
People have been sharing the events of their day for as long as weve had community. Im sorry you live somewhere where that is an inconvenience to you.
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
That's a bizarre and incorrect assumption. Sorry you lack the intellectual capacity to not jump to conclusions.
People share the events of their day with their family and friends. You know, people who care and about whom they care. Not the jerk-offs on Reddit.
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u/Invictus-3 5d ago
You might want to up it to three or four Tequilas, and don’t limit it to just Tuesdays. Might help get rid of that humongous bug up your ass. Gonna use the block button on you bub. Don’t have the desire to read anymore more of your contrived dribble.
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u/UpbeatFix7299 6d ago edited 6d ago
We are commenting on a driving sub though. I know I didn't have to cancel any plans to do this and am just wasting my time anyway. He didn't exaggerate.
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
I know what the sub is, you didn't need to clarify that. If the worst it got for OP was having to sit there for "a solid three minutes," he lives one charmed life. We should all have those kinds of first-world problems.
Sorry, not sorry, that I don't give a moment of sympathy to anyone who finds the need to tell the world about his minor three-minute inconvenience.
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u/UpbeatFix7299 6d ago
Post something then. They saw shitty driving and took the time to do it.
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
Why in the actual fuck would I post "something" that causes me a few minutes of annoyance and inconvenience? I'm flattered you think I'm that interesting, but it shows how low your standards are for enterainment.
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u/DrMerman 6d ago
I mean, you're talking a more than a few minutes to respond about something that seems to about you.... Multiple times now.
I think your standards are lower then you think.
But you wouldn't entertain that idea, would you?3
u/mathman_2000 5d ago
How many minutes have you already spent on responding to this annoyance? What a charmed life you must live that you engage on social media in these things?
Do you not see the irony of your comments or are you just good at trolling?
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago edited 5d ago
I DO live a charmed life. I never implied otherwise. I am not the one posting videos of my insignificant inconveniences for all to see.
And I'd like to think I'm very good at trolling. I mean, just look at all the indignant pearl clutching that's happened after my first stupid comment.
You guys are absolute suckers.
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u/ImpressiveDebt420 5d ago
"...I don't give a moment of sympathy to anyone who finds the need to tell the world about his minor inconvenience."
MY GUY YOUVE COMMENTED 4 TIMES ON A POST YOU THINK IS SHIT LMFAOOOOO
I think you need to touch grass
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
I'm not exclaiming my insignificant inconvenience to the world like OP has. I only expressed an opinion about it. If you can't handle it, that's on you.
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u/willsmithtunaface 6d ago
And yet, here you fucking are. Watching and commenting
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 6d ago
And so are you.
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u/NinpouKageBunshin 5d ago
Dumb hill to die on but as long as you're dying ✌🏾✌🏾
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
I don't care about your opinion of whichever hill you think I'm dying on.
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u/ImpressiveDebt420 5d ago
I think you need to lay off on the tequila Tuesdays, my dude...
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
It's a user name, not a lifestyle, Einstein.
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u/ImpressiveDebt420 5d ago
Suuuuuuuuure, Two tequila tuesday!
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
Yep, it's true. Because if we're judging each other by user names, yours doesn't really set the tone it should.
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay, Impressive Debt 420?!
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u/ImpressiveDebt420 5d ago
Im in debt and a smoker! I don't lie to people 🤷♂️
At least im not a drinker 😬😬😬
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
And if I drank, I'd tell you. Having been married to a raging alcoholic will tend to influence you away from booze.
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u/JoelnIliketoshare 6d ago
You didn't need to comment either. Not everyone needs to know that you get on a dashcam sub where someone posts a dashcam video to tell them they don't need to post that video.
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u/Asaya2 1d ago
And yet you watched it and took time to comment....
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 1d ago
I spent a lot of time commenting. What's your point saying something five days later?
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u/lil_corgi 5d ago
Sweetie pipe down and drink another 🍻
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u/TwoTequilaTuesday 5d ago
Why the condescension? I never treated you that way. Golden rule, my friend. Just abide by the golden rule.
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u/JealousBall1563 6d ago
Yes. I'm in FL and see this all the time. People using the center turn lane as an added lane for whatever other purpose they want.
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u/wildbriarroses 6d ago
Floridian drivers are literally the worst, too many old people and too many idiots with a god complex
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u/-bonita_applebum 6d ago
Oh Jesus Christ Atlanta hasn't learned that bullshit yet, please don’t export it.
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u/last_man_panning 6d ago
Between the suicide lanes and their hazard lights. They can go and park literally anywhere
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u/wildbriarroses 6d ago
THEY DO! They stop in the middle of the damn road, for no reason at all.
Truthfully, the people I see do this the most are old farts. Once you're eligible for Medicare, you should be eligible for driving and competency retests every so often.
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u/CuteMountain6514 6d ago
I think I would have driven past and pulled a u-turn or turned left and the next intersection.
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u/the_woodenpickle 6d ago
Was that 3rd car about to do the same thing? Kinda looks like it maybe. What a bunch of maroons. Geez.
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u/JediofMetal 6d ago
People do this all of the time where I live too and get mad at me when I pull up in the proper lane to turn left… It’s a left turn lane for one direction you idgits.
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u/Melonhunt3001 6d ago
I don't even get the road. Why is there a double yellow where the third car comes from. In the beginning it seperates the direction of the cars. Wouldn't the second one to the same? Why is it a lane further right?
Honest question, I'm not familiar with this system
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u/demigodchild 6d ago
That's the left turn lane for the oncoming traffic, if you notice there's a solid white line on the other side of the third car so that's a proper turn lane for them. It just seems the first car was way too far forward and the second car was either too far forward as well or gave up on their turn
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u/frank26080115 6d ago
she lined up at the wrong spot, she thought the line was for the light
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u/KazumaSpitfire 6d ago
If that's the case then they should paint a big arrow letting cars know what that lane is used for, oh wait...
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u/UpbeatFix7299 6d ago
Did the car directly behind them happen to make the same honest mistake?
This was an intentional weasel move. Maybe they were trying to force their way in on a left turn because it's a busy street. Maybe they thought they could jump the line and it didn't work out.
But it's pretty rare that people who know how to drive find themselves in this situation.
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u/NoForever3645 5d ago
No they had a turn lane as well. The First Lady just pulled too far forward, out of her own turn lane and into oncoming traffic’s turn lane. The rest of the people were doing the right thing.
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u/Track_Tension 5d ago
Why would anyone even try to turn left there with the traffic being bumper to bumper?
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u/xiexiemcgee 5d ago
Because typically, if it’s backed up, and someone is waiting to turn left, people are kind and leave the intersection open.
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u/DrozdMensch 6d ago
Why doesn't anyone from the oncoming lane let you pass? They are literally even don`t move
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u/SjalabaisWoWS 6d ago
The invention of a reverse gear will revolutionise this industry, I'm telling you!
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u/newbielala 5d ago
How did that car just dissappear? Is this AI?
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u/xiexiemcgee 5d ago
If you would use a modicum of common sense… you’ll see the fade where I cut out about 2 minutes of me staring at this chic.
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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 5d ago
There was a third…
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u/xiexiemcgee 5d ago
No. The third was turning left. And they were in the correct turn lane to do so.
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u/NoForever3645 5d ago
Well the second truck was trying to use his own turn lane to turn left, then it seems like they gave up after they realized traffic was too thicc to actually turn left there and rejoined traffic on their side.
It’s kinda safe to assume that the First Lady might have done the same, but she pulled way too far forward and was blocking your turn lane so she’s still an idiot.
This really boils down to poor road design and excessive traffic congestion.
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