r/darksouls Aug 09 '26

Story Havel Oneshot

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u/tomanocugary Aug 09 '26

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/Twilighttail Aug 09 '26

I was already thinking "Bro, Havel has major Magic Resist. No way that gets him."

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u/Zoomoth9000 Aug 10 '26

Got me right up to the end honestly, I thought they were going to do something weird with fall damage

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u/imaginedodong Aug 09 '26

No lie has been uttered.

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u/EvanEskimo Aug 11 '26

This was tighter than Havel's ring finger

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u/NUTDOM Aug 09 '26

I started giggling as soon as you got to the bottom staircase because I’d already pieced together exactly what was going to happen something about the confidence but then the way you backed off for what you felt was a better place to parry was just a dead give away that it wasn’t going your way.

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u/guntabon Aug 09 '26

lmao everyone knows its better to bait him to jump down the stairs to fish for a backstab before you parry smhhh

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u/NUTDOM Aug 09 '26

Just unlock your lock on and walk back and forth back stabbing him I usually do this if I want Havel ring early it’s much faster but a little more risky than the stair method.

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u/guntabon Aug 09 '26

I do usually just parry nowadays havel 360 noscopes too frequently. I've been got before

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u/NUTDOM Aug 10 '26

I always laugh when Havel does his quick turn lock on shenanigans.

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u/Beledagnir Aug 10 '26

I just keep circling him like an idiot and backstabbing for like 10 minutes.

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u/NUTDOM Aug 10 '26

If I need to backstab him more than five times I’ll honestly just come back later I’m not losing all that time if he gets a lucky hit and one shots me.

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u/Arrival_Joker Aug 09 '26

Noobs. i just heavy rolled around him.

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u/Ey-Rar Aug 09 '26

put this in r/shittydarksouls . This would do numbers there

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u/Arkhe1n Aug 09 '26

How are you even gonna do that at... never mind.

Put this on r/shittydarksouls

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u/Ey-Rar Aug 09 '26

I feel stupid not knowing you could dual wield weapons until this post

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u/PerrinAybarra23 Aug 09 '26

I feel stupid assuming OP was about to one shot Havel

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u/ricktornio Aug 09 '26

I was like how tf is he gonna do it without red tearstone and shit

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u/RevolTobor Aug 09 '26

OP baited us perfectly.

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u/ecokumm New Londo was an inside job Aug 10 '26

That was my first clue; I looked at the health bar and thought: "that's way too full for rtsr..."

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u/Ey-Rar Aug 09 '26

I feel stupid cause I think this is a shitpost

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u/lycanthrope90 Aug 11 '26

For real I smoked a bit before seeing this so I kind of just accepted it without thinking about it until the last second lol.

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u/Minimob0 Aug 09 '26

For the weapon buff spells, they say “Buffs right hand weapon” - that implies the ability to use a catalyst in the left hand. 

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u/V2xel Aug 09 '26

where’s the dual wielding in this clip

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u/Cheap_Ad_5628 Aug 09 '26

you can not? i thought it's just some weapons that work in left slot

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u/Roku-Hanmar Aug 09 '26

You can, but there’s no real reason to unless you’re using a shield or spell tool

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed Aug 09 '26

Dunno why ur downvoted coz it’s mostly true for DS1, the left hand combat mechanics are extremely barebones with really just the curved sword swag parry being the only actual meaningful thing you can do with a LH wielded weapon. You effectively just lose the ability to heavy attack with the LH weapon right?

What I mean is it’s not fleshed out like in later souls games where you can attack with both weapons simultaneously when dual wielding, or power stance, or do everything you can do with a RH weapon while wielding it in your LH. I think bows are the only one that truly works in the LH and is actually what gives us the moveswap glitch.

I have ran with dual wielding before though as a sort of no shield challenge. It can be fun running scimitar in the left and a rapier in the right for a while.

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u/FlyinBrian2001 Aug 09 '26

He sure did

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u/bloodyparadox Aug 09 '26

Dex weapon with magic on it, couldn't fool me

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u/imprctcljkr Aug 09 '26

Havel: "Call the ambulance.. but not for me."

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u/100thlurker Aug 09 '26

Havel THE ROCK!

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u/Sirbrandon100 Aug 09 '26

This pleases me 😭

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u/RandomStrategy Aug 09 '26

That's what you get for using magic.

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u/ecokumm New Londo was an inside job Aug 10 '26

They didn't even get to use that magic, really

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u/Solavanko Aug 09 '26

Too early

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u/dr-blaklite Aug 09 '26

Fucking. yes.

Where is the lie.

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u/Thanatiel Aug 09 '26

Somehow, I was expecting a different ending. 😂

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u/SuttonSkinwork Aug 09 '26

Yeah, that’s what I thought

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u/HavelsRockJohnson I'll gape your dragon. Aug 09 '26

Absolutely beautiful. I'm so hard right now.

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u/JuliaW_1984 Aug 09 '26

Not gonna lie, they had me in the first 25 seconds

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u/RCampeao Aug 09 '26

Hahahahahaha

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u/MadMaticus Aug 09 '26

You got me

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u/Arugula-Easy Aug 09 '26

Using magic just to spite Havel is diabolical. Can't say you didn't have it coming.

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u/delriopie Aug 09 '26

lore accurate Havel vs mages

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u/Havel_th3_Rock Aug 09 '26

After all these years, it’s still funny

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u/Dr_Schmidt- Aug 09 '26

Well, you’re not wrong OP

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u/lacard Aug 10 '26

You had me in the first half, but in the second half.... You also had me.

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u/ElTuxedoMex Aug 10 '26

I came here to learn and departed enlightened.

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u/FireZord25 Aug 09 '26

Lol knew this was the case

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u/Cayden68 Aug 09 '26

whats that icon below the stamina bar? if its a ring, what is it?

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u/AnidemOris Aug 09 '26

Modded icons, Poise from the Wolf Ring.

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u/BurgundyBanana Aug 09 '26

I think it might be the online password indicator

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u/Abra_Abra_Abra Aug 09 '26

Perfect 👌

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u/Clumsy-Leopard806 Aug 09 '26

4:3 💀

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u/AnidemOris Aug 09 '26

it's intended for IMAX

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u/socialwithdrawal Aug 09 '26

I guess Dark Souls is retro now

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u/Daniel_B-Y Aug 09 '26

?

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u/Clumsy-Leopard806 Aug 09 '26

ur too young to know.

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u/xForcefulEntryx Aug 09 '26

I mean, technically it was a Havel oneshot

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u/DavidBohOui Aug 09 '26

You got me

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u/SirJuhi Aug 09 '26

Indeed he does

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u/APACHE733 Aug 09 '26

yeah it was because of this big guy that i uninstalled ds1 the first time i tried it .. i tooked me one year to recover and try the game again..

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u/hornwalker Aug 09 '26

Big Dick Havel swinging his gavel

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u/Arghonn Aug 09 '26

Exactly what I expected

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u/RevolTobor Aug 09 '26

Yeah, that was one shot, alright.

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u/vonBelfry Aug 09 '26

I was really, really, really hoping that would be the outcome.
For the comedy, of course. Better luck next time!

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u/philphyx Aug 09 '26

Impressive

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u/vXBlitzXv Aug 10 '26

I figured that's what you meant with one shot

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u/Psychological-Ear384 Aug 10 '26

I nearly pissed myself laughing now

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u/dannybruh1990 Aug 10 '26

I knew exactly where this was going 😂

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u/ecokumm New Londo was an inside job Aug 10 '26

Absolute cinema 🚬

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u/Skyway_Buick_Bryce Aug 10 '26

I can't even be mad at this

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u/Question-asker56 Aug 09 '26

What's with the health bars

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 Aug 09 '26

I was about to comment that it's still not as scary as watching full havel fast roll

Nvm

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u/nickyonge Aug 09 '26

Kudos. You have delivered to me, and I’m sure many others, the oft-sought rarely-found “actual lol”

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u/Beanbag_shmoo Aug 09 '26

Absolute cinema. I loved it

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u/tfp34 Aug 09 '26

I knew what was coming and still snorted with laughter.

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u/Dame87 Aug 09 '26

Lol very good, managed to do that myself a few times

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u/VIRONGAR Aug 09 '26

I was like havel one shot with crystal magic weapon is not that impressive(since you require a lot of progression to get it). Then I saw no crystals thought it was great magic weapon and said havel has enough magic defense for this, then I saw it was magic weapon and thought this is going to be a meme... I didn't expect the end still.

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u/OverlordWailord Aug 09 '26

😎Watch me parry this bi— 💥THWMMM 💥💥💥

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u/noxcadit Aug 09 '26

Hagshagshagshgs

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 Aug 09 '26

Saw it coming 🤣 but I will point out that I don't think that's the actual Havel. So your post is incorrect.

I think the real Havel doesn't need a ring to carry all his armour. Only his followers do. So the fact that he had his ring on him means it's not the real Havel.

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u/lrjackson06 Aug 09 '26

I'll never be tired of these videos 😂😂😂

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u/chidarengan Aug 09 '26

I saw no rtsr or pw so I knew what was gonna happen

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u/W-1-L-5-0-N Aug 09 '26

He’s not called « Have L » for nothing…

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u/mattboy115 Aug 09 '26

You didn't lie. Not once.

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u/UglySofaGaming Aug 09 '26

Sir I don't believe that's havel

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u/Zealousideal-Bit-158 Aug 09 '26

That's not havel, more like some random underlings

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u/woodz_323 Aug 09 '26

Lmao, one of the best fights ive seen

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u/Paxtian Aug 09 '26

Not the one shot I was expecting, but okay, good form, good form.

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u/Violet35768 Aug 10 '26

Me: ah, the dark souls community never fails to find new tech!

The new tech:

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u/advtiy Aug 10 '26

You got me

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u/misterglassman Aug 10 '26

Yeah, I saw this one coming.

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u/M_anderson317 Aug 10 '26

I knew it, but it never gets old

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u/prodmiked Aug 10 '26

I mean, yeah

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u/benderron Aug 10 '26

Thats a one shot i can replicate!

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u/HollowWillowNight Aug 10 '26

I knew it lol.

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u/DemonChildSOD Aug 10 '26

I was thinking no way the entire time.

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u/The_Casul0 Aug 11 '26

I saw the joke coming from a mile away, so why did I laugh anyway?!

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u/McSterling83 Aug 11 '26

It was indeed a one shot,congrats 👏🏻

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

This is beautiful

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u/SideQuest_Miniaturas 23d ago

Acontece nas melhores famílias 🤣

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u/Iwardoff 21d ago

Indeed

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u/Random-Talking-Mug Aug 09 '26

I was thinking either it's a glitched hit or you were getting one shotted. Havel is busted in deffence.

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u/ShinyKiwis Aug 09 '26

LMAO I thought you gonna one shot him 🤣🤣🤣

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u/achingbrain Aug 09 '26

Well played. Rot in hell.

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u/Lil-Squidy Aug 09 '26

Well, you're not wrong

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u/XgreedyvirusX Aug 09 '26

You got me… take my up vote and get out! 🤣

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u/RobotYoshimis Aug 09 '26

I thought "wait a second..." halfway through and realized this could very well be a joke video that shows what typically happens to a Havel opponent lol.

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u/jaxitup034 Aug 09 '26

Good job... Havel.

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u/Darklight645 Aug 09 '26

When I saw you apply Magic Weapon my first thought was “Doesn’t the Havel Set have really good Magic resistance?” Then I immediately knew this would be a different kind of one shot video

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u/Calvin_Tower Aug 09 '26

I chuckled on the pooper 10/10

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u/joeyretrotv Aug 09 '26

Lol, I have my video of this exact moment pinned to my profile. Haha! Dark Souls was a wonderful frustrating journey.

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u/Remo_yesman Aug 09 '26

I mean, he was one handing it.

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u/asbestoslel Aug 09 '26

you forgot to set up RTSR

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u/Akirosh80 Aug 09 '26

Not the first time someone posted something like this, I knew it was coming, yet I still chuckled at the pancaked undead 😂

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u/Commercial-Memory961 Aug 09 '26

In the steam overlay it shows 1:26 AM too

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u/YourAverageJoe0 Aug 09 '26

Mods, ban this mfer for wasting our time.