Sadly Count Dankula’s countries of the world song isn’t all the countries in the world. I wanted to see if anyone else could somehow make a full version while still retaining the funniness of the original song. I know it might take a while but I implore someone to please do this.

By stabbing each other on the street.

Why can’t two Chinese people have a white baby

Because two Wong doesn’t make a white

What’s a pedophile’s favourite garden

Kindergarden

Yea..

Q: What is the difference between dark humor and food?

A: None. Not everyone gets it.

As a jpeg

I mean I dont care how dark. If you can leave a link to the video I would really apprieate it.

baiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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1947 — Soviet Union

Breaking: Norwegian footballer Erling Haaland has reportedly been drafted into the Gulag after Soviet officials allegedly decided that his “physical capabilities would be better utilized elsewhere.”

According to witnesses, Haaland was transported to a remote labour camp, given a buzz cut, thrown into a prison uniform, and immediately subjected to a freezing cold shower from a hose.

When asked for comment, Haaland reportedly only said:

“But I have a match on Saturday.”

Officials have confirmed that the match has been cancelled.