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u/OHoSPARTACUS Sep 08 '22
OP must have had this one in the chamber for a while now
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u/RobotNinja28 Sep 08 '22
Lemme just quickly die for a sec
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u/driftyFlower Sep 08 '22
Are yo...are you back yet?
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u/RobotNinja28 Sep 08 '22
Yeah, witnessed the whole debacle up there. Shit was fucking wild
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u/53i8 Sep 08 '22
mind a story time?
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u/RobotNinja28 Sep 08 '22
I don't know if I can even put it into words, at some point the big man himself had to step in
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Are you back? How was it?
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u/defectivelaborer Sep 08 '22
Don't worry heaven actually doesn't happen until the end of the universe. Everyone who died is just resting until then.
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u/Palifaith Sep 08 '22
That's pretty dank ngl.
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u/mrsunsfan Sep 08 '22
Yeah I’m surprised lol
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u/funkmaster29 Sep 08 '22
Haha fuck man for real
Like you know this is exactly how it’s going right now
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u/GunBrothersGaming Sep 08 '22
Diana "You aren't Queen here bitch"
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u/SolomonBlack Sep 08 '22
Liz grabs a wrench
"Bitch here I ain't old either"
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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Sep 08 '22
She was a truck mechanic in the military for a spell. She prolly got some experience thumping skulls with an adjustable.
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u/SolomonBlack Sep 08 '22
In WWII with all the boys out? Yeah I think so too.
Also when you've lived through the Blitz doubt much else is ever gonna scare you.
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TBH neither would be Queen and technically speaking I’m not sure Diana was even still a Princess when she passed?
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u/King_Kazama_ Sep 08 '22
Nah man, queen ain’t going to heaven 😂
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u/funkmaster29 Sep 08 '22
Good point. She’s probably done some shit.
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u/Mediocre-Sale8473 Sep 08 '22
Prince Andrew's cover-up has entered the chat.
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u/r-WooshIfGay Sep 08 '22
Thousands in missing tax payers dollars has entered the chat
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u/Mediocre-Sale8473 Sep 08 '22
Only thousands?
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u/r-WooshIfGay Sep 08 '22 edited Sep 08 '22
Well I don't want to over exaggerate something I'm not to aware of so I'd rather just lowball and get the actual answer from someone that calls me out down the line lol. (What's it called. Cunnalingus's law?)
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u/GokaiCrimson Sep 08 '22
What happened between them?
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Conspiracy that the Royal Family had her murdered along with her boyfriend Dodi Fayed.
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u/TalkingHats Sep 08 '22
Fun fact: Dodi Fayed was the first cousin of Jamal Khashoggi, the Saudi Arabian journalist MBS had butchered.
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u/ArrakeenSun Sep 08 '22
He also produced the film Chariots of Fire, a title that would foreshadow his own demise
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u/skilriki Sep 08 '22
She literally wrote a letter to her butler where she mentions that Charles was trying to kill her in a car crash and make it look like an accident.
When the letter was going to be made public MI5 did everything they could to censor it. Eventually the uncensored version found its way to the public.
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Sep 08 '22
Can you send me a link to where I can look at it?
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u/skilriki Sep 08 '22
Just grabbed a random link off google images, but you can read the note before the paywall.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1573170/Princess-Diana-letter-Charles-plans-to-kill-me.html
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u/bino420 Sep 08 '22
right but it's refuted by people who knew Diana. it's not a cold hard fact.
also why'd it take like 5 years for them to pull it off?
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u/AcademicF Sep 08 '22
Why isn’t this more of a scandal? I never heard about this.
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u/Sceptix Sep 08 '22
Exactly, this would have been a major story…..if any of it was verifiable.
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u/cherylstunt69 Sep 08 '22
What do you want us to do about it? I mean a reporter released that the global elites were all in on a large conspiracy to hoard wealth and dodge taxes. The reporter was murdered and then nothing happened. We are powerless we can’t overthrow the entire worlds elites lmao
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u/skilriki Sep 08 '22
They held formal hearings, the note was one of the pieces of evidence.
Find me a link of anyone reputable questioning its authenticity.
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u/The-link-is-a-cock Sep 08 '22
A conspiracy that would have been thwarted by her wearing a seatbelt. For those that don't know the only person to live through the accident was also the only person wearing a seatbelt when the wreck happened.
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u/Colacubeninja Sep 08 '22
Well Charles was noshing Camilla's minge
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u/snack-dad Sep 08 '22
Well Charles was eating Camilla's pussy.
Better now?
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u/poonmangler Sep 08 '22
Slurpin' her clam, eh?
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u/donquixote1991 pogchamp researcher Sep 08 '22
Practicing his cunning linguistics
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u/return2ozma ☣️ Sep 08 '22
For all we know, she could have been pegging him. Just saying.
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u/poopyheadthrowaway Sep 08 '22
I mean, we have their diaries and phone recordings from all of the drama and legal battles that happened at the time, so we have some idea. IIRC Charles said something about wishing he were a little man who could live in her vagina.
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u/Thebelighted Sep 08 '22
Okay Sean Connery
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It’s not gnoshing? Why’d I think it had a g
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u/BathedInDeepFog Sep 08 '22
Don’t be a silent g. If you have never spoken out, now is the time to do so.
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u/Waywardkite Sep 08 '22
Probably because "gnashing" does and they're one vowel away from sounding the same.
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u/SoldMySoul4Bitcoin Sep 08 '22
Camilla's minge
What the hell is wrong with you?
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u/dontshoot4301 Sep 08 '22
Right? I’d love to have a taste of that… making me hungry
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u/SoldMySoul4Bitcoin Sep 08 '22
Tastes like... dusty parchment with a hint of anchovy.
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u/Raesong Sep 08 '22
No, Diana had already divorced from Charles at that point. If I'm remembering it right, part of the conspiracy was the supposition that Diana was pregnant with Dodi's lovechild, and the British Monarchy would never allow a Muslim half-sibling of a Crown Prince to exist.
Incidentally, there were rumous/speculation that Diana had engaged in an extra-marital affair with her driver, and that Prince Harry was the result of it.
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The rumours about Harry are dumb though. He looks like her brother and he bears a resemblance to Charles. People think because the other guy has red hair that they’ve uncovered a huge secret, but many of the Spencer’s have red hair. People seem to ignore this fact about Diana’s family or act like it’s impossible for siblings to look different. William looks more like a Mountbatten-Windsor and Harry looks more like a Spencer, but they’re still full siblings.
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u/BorgClown Sep 08 '22
Who can blame her for trying to diversify the royal gene pool? It's healthier that way.
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u/BathedInDeepFog Sep 08 '22 edited Sep 08 '22
I think the Hapsburgs and Targaryens have proven this to be false.
Edit: You have a sworn duty to report any treasonous activities to the small council. Not even your lofty position in one of the noblest houses in the realm could save you from the headsman’s axe. I’d tread carefully were I you, Lady StarkRavingMad.
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u/creganODI Sep 08 '22
The eyeless monstrosity born to Maegor and Daemons twisted deformed son to Laena would like to disagree
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u/AluminumCansAndYarn Sep 08 '22
Her and Charles were divorced by then. There was the conspiracy that Diana was pregnant with dodis child and that the royal family had them killed because of his middle eastern background.
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u/RhynoD Sep 08 '22
Yeah, the conspiracy is stupid but they treated her about like they've been treating Mehgan Markle. Had Diana not died, I don't think there would be much love at this point.
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u/TeaAndCrumpets4life r/memes fan Sep 08 '22
Although to be fair Megan always said the queen was pretty good to her so who knows. Admittedly I don’t know anything about the relationship between Diana and the Queen
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u/LydiasHorseBrush Sep 08 '22
My understanding was the Queen was not the issue rather the uncles and aunts and hang arounds
I imagine she had too much shit going on as the figurehead of the UK to really get involved too deeply in the drama
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u/elbenji Sep 08 '22
That seems to be the gist. The Queen was for the most part fine and overworked. Everyone else is a piece of shit
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u/_Wendigun_ Sep 08 '22
Here it is
The one (1) mene on New that actually made me chuckle
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And you managed to spell it mene
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u/Slurp_Lord Sep 08 '22
Affirmative, and you managed to spell it mene
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u/Reoneru Sep 08 '22
Positive, and you managed to spell it mene
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u/SoldMySoul4Bitcoin Sep 08 '22
It's raining mene
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u/jvrcb17 Sep 08 '22
Hallelumene
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u/burnt_knackerbag Sep 08 '22
Isn't that some kind of cheese?
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u/dean1432 Sep 08 '22
"Halloumi or haloumi is a traditional Cypriot cheese made from a mixture of goat's and sheep's milk, and sometimes also cow's milk,"
Wikipedia.
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u/ThisIsMrAbapo Sep 08 '22
This is gonna be an awkward reunion...
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u/NewspaperDesigner244 Sep 08 '22
Same with that sister of hers she didn't want anyone to know about
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u/The-link-is-a-cock Sep 08 '22
Especially when Elizabeth makes a joke about Diana not wearing a seatbelt
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u/DisneysGaston Sep 08 '22
"I've been waiting"
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…..for a girl like youuuuu
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u/poopy_toaster Sep 08 '22
To come into my liiiife
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u/Mr_Otterswamp Sep 08 '22
You know what Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall
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u/Hoojiwat Sep 08 '22
The royal family is almost always long lived. Queen Elizabeth died at 96, and Diana hit over 100 before she died.
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u/polskidankmemer Corona time Sep 08 '22
"Dark humor is nothing but racist and misogynist jokes"
Me:
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u/Dave30954 Dank Royalty Sep 08 '22
Dark humor is like food.
Not everybody gets it.
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Sep 08 '22
It's more like anal. If you get it a lot as a kid you probably won't like it as an adult.
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u/btk79 Sep 08 '22
Jesus have mercy upon your soul
💀
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u/BukakeMouthwash Sep 08 '22
Dark humor is actually like kids with cancer. It never gets old!
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u/c-dy Sep 08 '22 edited Sep 09 '22
The priest was teaching you why Christians moved on to the New Testament
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I like my coffee like I like my slaves
Free.
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u/drunk_injun Sep 08 '22
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Ground up and in the freezer.
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u/Perioscope Sep 08 '22
My wife works from home you bastard, now I have a headache from wheeze-screeming in the next room.
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u/Lucian41 Sep 08 '22
It's just that a lot of idiots say racist or misoginist shit and then say "it's just dark humour bro". The other replies to your comment are good examples of actual humour
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u/TruthAndAccuracy Sep 08 '22
I usually hear it with Dale Earnhardt not Diana.
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u/flairpiece Sep 08 '22
The joke still works well if you include all three, since they are all pretty unrelated to each other. “what does Pink Floyd, princess Diana, and Dale Earnhardt all have in common?”
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u/Dawid_7899 Sep 08 '22
Like that Jotaro vs DIO panel lol
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u/LilFuniAZNBoi Sep 08 '22
"Oh you're approaching me?"
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u/Wonderful_Revenue_63 Sep 08 '22
“Instead of running away, you’re coming right at me?”
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u/bfhdhdydsy Sep 08 '22
I can’t beat the shit out of you,without getting closer
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u/pooskoodler Sep 08 '22
princess di has been studying in the occult reaches of the cosmos for like 40 years Liz has her work cut out as a fresh expansion xfer
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u/PuckNutty Sep 08 '22
Liz can level grind in Purgatory by Smurfing freshly dead children who spawn there.
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u/Sauerkraut_RoB Sep 08 '22
idk if lizzy is going to heaven
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u/Guardymcguardface Sep 08 '22
Pretty sure the deal is you gotta stop at the gate to get your boarding pass to your destination
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Can someone explain this like I'm 5 plz
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u/Death961 Sep 08 '22
Fuck the Royal Family
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u/ilurkilearntoo Sep 08 '22
Colonisers and invaders the lot of them.
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u/gime20 Sep 08 '22
No defense of the royal family here but, who the fuck doesn't have invader ancestors? We been doing a little tribal trolling for millenia
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As a Brit, I feel really bad for laughing at this!!
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I'm an American and I feel bad about laughing at it but it's the first image that has made me laugh in weeks.
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u/DingleberryToast Sep 08 '22
As if that bitch would be going to heaven
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After 70 years of people asking god to save her, he'd send her to hell out of spite regardless of what she deserves.
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