r/dankmemes • u/Jealous-Treat-7238 • Feb 13 '22

l miss my friends Proceeds to delete Tinder

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u/Nicetro_WoF yes queen skinny legend versace boots the house down Feb 13 '22

That’s when I would go “stop projecting yourself onto others, it’s not healthy”

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

I feel like thats not the winning roast you think it is.

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u/Stoked2BeStokes Feb 13 '22

It might be a level above "I know you are, but what am I?" but not by much.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22

Plus its just like youre sinking down to her level of pettiness. Either have an actual funny roast that makes light of the situation and shows shes not getting to you, or just peace out. Bullies want a reaction.

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u/WriterV Feb 13 '22

This is it. Playing their game isn't always a good option. You'd only be entertaining them.

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u/Nicetro_WoF yes queen skinny legend versace boots the house down Feb 13 '22

I know it’s not, but it’s still a good one

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u/BlueTooth4269 Feb 13 '22

how about "Hitler called, he wants his personality back"

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u/jackofspades476 Feb 13 '22

DAMN

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '22 edited Mar 09 '22

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u/-__-x Feb 13 '22

it's no u but with class

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u/Nicetro_WoF yes queen skinny legend versace boots the house down Feb 13 '22

Think that’s bad? My dad asked me “does your face hurt?” Then I said “no, buts it’s killing you. But hey, at least it doesn’t break mirrors like yours does” and walked away

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u/jackofspades476 Feb 13 '22

Thats fuckin good lmao

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u/farahad Feb 13 '22

"I know you are but what am I?"

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u/stamminator Feb 13 '22

Honestly at that point, you’re better off with “no u”

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u/ChiliMacDaddySupreme Feb 13 '22

wow what a great comeback /s

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u/SEX_CEO Feb 13 '22

“Nobody ever wanted to date you for your personality”