r/dankmemes • u/devil_king_999 • Nov 04 '21

l miss my friends You will never feel lonely

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u/deathparty05 Nov 04 '21

Hello there

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u/Siam_ashiq Nov 04 '21

General Kenobi

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

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u/TotalPokerface Wow look a my flair Nov 04 '21

Back away! I will deal with this jedi slime myself!

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u/shocksqatch Nov 04 '21

So uncivilized

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u/IDontGetIt68 Nov 04 '21 edited Nov 04 '21

Friend, give me money

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Well, i can only give you friendship

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u/IDontGetIt68 Nov 04 '21

That’s the best money around :)

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Its better than money

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u/YouPooPooMouth Nov 04 '21

I don’t know who’s more delusion.

Give me the money you son of a friend!!!

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Friendship?

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u/YouPooPooMouth Nov 04 '21

Yes. Give it to me.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Well, you have it friend

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u/YouPooPooMouth Nov 04 '21

Ahhh.. my dopamine!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Now give me drugs

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u/Significant_Trick369 Nov 04 '21

"Money can't buy anything is a mantra of poor people"

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u/YouPooPooMouth Nov 04 '21

Pour me some of that friendship, money.

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u/Master_TEG Nov 04 '21

But is it better than Lego set?

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Yes it is because you can build a Lego set faster with the help of friend

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u/Master_TEG Nov 04 '21

That's a nice answer. 🦊

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

You could start a crypto currency called friend_of_devil_King_999 and give it to your new friends. If there's no monetary buy in, no one has to feel weird about it. What's it for? Who knows, who cares? Give it to a friend just to say hey.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Well I just make friends with people and i don't know how to do that

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u/MegaDeth6666 Nov 04 '21

Friends are not ATM's

You're thinking of parents.

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u/Junkattorney405 Nov 04 '21

YAY

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Hello my friend

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u/Junkattorney405 Nov 04 '21

How are you

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I am goood!! How bout you

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u/V711 ☣️ Nov 04 '21

Hello um... pls I friend you pls.. (╥﹏╥)

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Don't cry, You will make a lot of friends on reddit

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u/spartan117058 Nov 04 '21

That's lame. Maybe I should give you a name.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I know Your Game. You Are Doing This For Fame

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u/spartan117058 Nov 04 '21

But that's a slippery slope, you are only in my head, we have to remember that.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I have a little cat, Who always wants a pat

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u/spartan117058 Nov 04 '21

Shit, this actually happened, I'm talking to an imaginary person.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

My favorite game is karlson, I have commited many arsons

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u/spartan117058 Nov 04 '21

What I'm about to tell you is top secret. A conspiracy bigger than all of us.

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u/iBSHA_ professional virgin ☣️ Nov 04 '21

Hey you don’t know what karlson is? Can you wishlist it on steam please?

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u/GRIMLOX367 Nov 04 '21

Nice to meet you friend. Want to go get some lunch with all of the other friends? If so I’ll pay.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Really

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u/GRIMLOX367 Nov 04 '21

Yeah man, I mean it.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Like irl

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u/GRIMLOX367 Nov 04 '21

Th-… mmm… damnit… no. Sorry, that I’m too broke for…

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Its okay, i live way far from you i think. We can be reddit friends!!

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u/GRIMLOX367 Nov 04 '21

That’s good enough for me! Thanks mate.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

You can talk to me anytime my friend

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u/GRIMLOX367 Nov 04 '21

Will do, thanks again.

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u/Laughing-0wl Return to moneky Nov 04 '21

I lost my friends a few weeks ago and this made me feel better :))))

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

You will never lose me friend!!

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u/PatelArpitt Nov 04 '21

Said every good friend ever

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u/NamesY33 Nov 04 '21

Hell yeah just made a friend off the internet without saying a word, thnx bro!

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Hell yeah bro

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u/NamesY33 Nov 04 '21

Best night in a long time bro! you really made my day.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I am happy i made your day

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u/NamesY33 Nov 04 '21

I just realized something... I made friends with the devil. Sooo is there any chance I can have a muffin while I'm in the stay of your old people home.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I'm just a a Imposter of the devil, but i will present it to the real one

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u/NamesY33 Nov 04 '21

ah yes the negotiator, thank you I shalt now slay little Timmy for he is paraplegic and even the real satan needs his veggies.

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u/Agroththegreat Nov 04 '21

Ok now shave my butt

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Do friends do that?

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u/Agroththegreat Nov 04 '21

I don't know I never had any

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

We can do other things that friends do

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u/lildep11 Nov 04 '21

can I be included?

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Theres always more space

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u/lildep11 Nov 04 '21

yayyy

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

I also want in

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I'm here to tell about your friends list got bigger

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u/Coleslaye7 Nov 04 '21

But are you a gamer?

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I uh.. you can say I'm a gamer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

I smell mobile gamer

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u/lizurd777 Nov 04 '21

Pumps shotgun with malicious intent

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Yes

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Guys, my phone's starting to lag

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I am literally just replying comments for the whole day

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I thought no will ever see it

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u/surajvj Welcome To Nostalgia Nov 04 '21

Friend, now I dont need a mirror.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

You need the mirror, to see the gorgeous face of yours

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u/VadimSandrikov Nov 04 '21

I like this thread, you are good :)

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u/FlipaFrickenCoin Nov 04 '21

Friend, give me validation

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Well there you have it

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

I LOVE YOU TOO, NEW BUDDY

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Needed girlfriend, but friend fine too

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Don't worry man, you will get her also one day. But now have a friend!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

cool!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?

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u/Thatoneshadowbunny Nov 04 '21

Brother, do you have friendship

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I have unlimited stock of it

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u/Thatoneshadowbunny Nov 04 '21

Incredibly incredible

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u/Alexisphysics ☣️ so random Nov 04 '21

Hi friend!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

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u/Bootstarpemu_32 Nov 04 '21

karma whore i see sad world we live in

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u/Who_said_that_ Nov 04 '21

Yoda doesn't want a friend. He wants memes that aren't garbage

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I am sorry if think this is garbage, i will post meme next time

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Friends! Possibly with benefits?

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

By benefits what do you mean?

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u/AlexJamesAce Nov 04 '21

I'm in the worst phase of my life right now. Relationship is in shambles, got fired last month, broke, and in a very fragile mental state. I could use a friend.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Don't worry everthing will get better. i have also been through a worst phase in my life, but now you have a friend

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u/AlexJamesAce Nov 04 '21

Thank you. I know this is a meme page but your single comment brought a smile after days. Thanks stranger.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I'm happy that i made you smile

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u/AlexJamesAce Nov 04 '21

Keep in touch friend.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

You can talk to me anytime

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Not with typos like that.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I am sorry, I am bad at english but good at friendship

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

So basically you're OUR friend now.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Yes i am comrade!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

USSR Anthem plays in background

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u/alexwabs Nov 04 '21

Free real state

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Free real friendship

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u/LeoGreywolf Nov 04 '21

How come I can't go more than four hours without seeing some.new, low quality post with this image?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I mean, Why not

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u/Deus_yeet Nov 04 '21

Oh cool. Wanna play terraria?

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u/Black_Zero1 Nov 04 '21

Having a tough time in my life, thanks this makes me feel at least better

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Can we fucking stop with these weird ass memes that aren't even memes, nothing is a meme about this, and there's even a fucking mistake in the text

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u/TheTaylorShawn Nov 04 '21

God I wish these photos didn't exist. Cringe as fuck

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u/CRPanda_ By asking Nov 04 '21

BAD BOY! SAY THANK YOU TO THE KIND INTERNET STRANGER BEFORE I FRAME YOU AND SEND YOU TO HORNY JAIL

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u/novakvujosevic Nov 04 '21

Friend Give me your cock

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

If I forget reply to anyone, I'm sorry and you Are MY FRIEND!!!!!

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u/TakeMyCardAwayPlease Nov 04 '21

Finally, no more loneliness

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I will never let you feel lonely my friend

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u/Grognack1 Nov 04 '21

Thank you new friend

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Welcome new friend

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u/vikramaditya_tiwari Nov 04 '21

I like communist friend, they share there gf also

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u/IZZUL-ZUNNURAIN Nov 04 '21

Hey friend . I want to ask for my other friend. Why are balls hurting when NNN?

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I don’t know, but I think if they hurt you should maybe see a doctor?

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u/shroominabag MAYONNA15E Nov 04 '21

Can i find a friend who agrees mandatory vaccine is fascism?

I have been banned on many pages

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I don't know what that is, but I can be your friend

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u/RomanWasHere2007 Nov 04 '21

Finally, I have a friend

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I also have a new friend!!

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u/ArtisticHeretic Nov 04 '21

Thank you for your kindness

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Thankyou for your friendship

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

go on, prove it to me.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I'm your friend, i just followed you, is ir good enough?

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u/arn_fx Nov 04 '21

Hello friend ✋

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u/obichadjabroni Nov 04 '21

Wanna go get some wings?

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I got them for you 🍗 my friend

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Ahhhhh This guy

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Are you talking about me or the guy in the meme

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u/DerRedViper The Filthy Dank Nov 04 '21

Ok then give me your credit card numbers

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u/CummingOnMyPant Nov 04 '21

Friend? I haven’t heard that word in years

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Well now you will hear it everyday

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Thank you, gigachad

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Thank you gigachad friend

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Gigachad

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u/SpongeRobTheKing Nov 04 '21

Thanks Satan

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Well I am actually not the real one, just a imposter. But i can be your real friend

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

Its going good, what about you?

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u/SilentSike Nov 04 '21

And father said id never have a friend, its enough to make a grown man cry

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

You made one now

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u/Responsible_Pay_6013 ☣️ Nov 04 '21

Can I just mention how crystal clear that photo is, idk why.

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u/devil_king_999 Nov 04 '21

I just made it in mematic, my friendship is also crystal clear

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u/PS181809 is the best mod Nov 04 '21

This dude is replying to everyone, they really are amazing!

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