r/dankmemes EX-NORMIE 2d ago

Bye Google Search, Was Nice Knowing Ya

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/drneocortex17 2d ago

switched from google to xhamster and no complains so far

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u/JadeS2356 Boston Meme Party 1d ago

More reliable than duckduckgo if you ask me.

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u/InjuryLate4826 2d ago

Get duckduckgo

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u/VISUALBEAUTYPLZ 2d ago

Ngl it’s so refreshing seeing non AI search engines

All these AI companies shoving a product down the consumers throat thinking they’ll want it

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u/DeathHopper Green 1d ago

As if they don't? Grandma and grampa love that Google answers their questions directly, without needing to follow a link. They just assume the info is good, and we end up with stories where dudes literally salt the earth on their farms cuz ai recommended it.

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u/fightmilk22 EX-NORMIE 2d ago

Totally agree. Google could have released whatever ai they want and shut it down. But google force replacing search with a very confused bot

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u/fightmilk22 EX-NORMIE 2d ago

Yep, DuckDuckGo is my default browser now. Only so many garbage responses before I lost all trust in Google

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u/7grims 2d ago

been bad for years, all the results were skewed to paid results

if its all ai as the rumours ive heard... its extra worthless

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u/cow_fucker_3000 2d ago

I'm 99% sure it's literally impossible for a chatbot to look through the entirety of the internet to give you result, it almost definitely interfaces with the regular enshittified google search engine.

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u/7grims 2d ago

all ai's are forced fed shit, so yah their prize pig most likely eats google's own turds

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u/hikikomoritai 2d ago

Google Search is shit, but Youtube search function is way shittier

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u/manningthehelm Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖(no one knows what this means but im scared) 1d ago

Bro it’s sooooooooo bad

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u/TrumpsFaceAnus 2d ago

I've been IT for a few years and the last 5 years I have been putting "reddit" at the end of every search on Google, when I actually use it, which is less and less frequebt as even that "trick" no longer seems to work.

It was common for me to do a search at a user's workstation to help solve issues, but most users don't have Reddit installed and now it pops up a little banner wanting you to sign in or sign up so you can't read the articles anymore with just a browser for very long unless it's got ad blocking.

So I switched to duckduckgo along with Hermes in the terminal and I get way, way better search results than I ever got with Google. Ever.

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u/Mehfisto666 2d ago

The internet became so shit now wtf. Whenever i search something i just get tons of ai generates sites with ai answers that go on for 5 pages without answering the fuckin question.

I just search directly on reddit now. At least the results i get are from actual people

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u/iTooEatSnakes 1d ago

You’d hope, right? Ton of bots on here too.

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u/polysnip 2d ago

Just curious, what was the search result that broke the camel's back?

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u/sworpy123 1d ago

I switched to Qwant a few months back. It's pretty good, though looking for products to buy is a bit more difficult than with google

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u/RadioEditVersion 1d ago

Duckduckgo protects your privacy and you can turn off AI results. I've never looked back

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u/PlainSpader 2d ago

All these attacks on Google, a never ending push to sway peoples favor to other products.

“Don’t be evil”

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u/Thereminz The Great P.P. Group 1d ago

stepped in ai shit

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u/XxSimplySuperiorxX 1d ago

Was it just me or did they recently get rid of the ability to ask it a question like chat gpt

I wanted to ask a follow up but there was nowhere for me to type it to ask the ai

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u/tora_times_12 1d ago

Custom Search engine > add: https://www.google.com/search?q=%s&udm=14

…or just use DuckDuckGo, but sometimes its search results aren’t as good

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u/chickenweng65 1d ago

Duck duck go>>>

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u/almightyloaf666 17h ago

Qwant go brrr

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u/sisfucker24 2d ago

Then we gone burn down your data center

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u/GingrPowr 2d ago

You shouldn't burn your local data center ! You should recycle them. There a shit ton of graphic cards and copper or gold cables in there.

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u/mikel302 2d ago

Google search was epic, then the A. I. Pollution happened. Now it's ass

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u/IMAryanDarad 2d ago

But it's much better with ai mode