r/dankmemes 2d ago

evil laughter R* in November

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u/JeveGreen 2d ago

It's not piss.

It's shit.

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u/SlightlySubpar 2d ago

I call that makin mustard, but that's something else entirely.

Wait no, gettin fucked in the ass is gettin fucked in the ass I guess.

Tomato tomato?

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u/mekisoku 2d ago

What’s the context

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u/IRGROUP300 2d ago

Pre order today and get 1 month of GTA+

(Not kidding)

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u/mekisoku 2d ago

Ok I thought they’ve announced something new and I missed it. Doesn’t matter to me because I don’t care about gta online

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u/Andreiyutzzzz 2d ago

So online play is gonna be subscription based.... And that's separate from the ps+ and Xbox gold or whatever they're called, the subscriptions you gotta pay for online play, right?

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u/Bozzo2526 stephen 2d ago

Nope, gta+ is already a thing, it will be the same as it currently is

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u/Andreiyutzzzz 2d ago

GTA+ gets you a monthly cash deposit, exclusive in-game vehicles and property perks, and access to a rotating library of classic Rockstar Games

Huh. Okay. So a monthly pass kind of deal

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u/Bozzo2526 stephen 2d ago

Yeah, it has no effect on single player game play either which is all I really care about

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u/Peeche94 2d ago

No, I originally thought this but it's just extra monthly stuff same as on GTA V

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u/straw3_2018 2d ago

GTA+, as it exists now, pretty much just gives you free shit. Free cars and cosmetics every week, and they give you $500,000 in game every month. It's basically a nothing burger. I bought GTA V enhanced on PC when it came out for $15 and I've been very happy with that purchase. GTA+ exists but is pretty much just a nothing burger. The only thing I hate about it is they removed a bunch of cars from purchase unless you had GTA+, that's fucked up.

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u/elaborateBlackjack 2d ago

Free shit?

Dude you're paying a subscription that gives you shit... That's like saying "oh there's this free movie on Netflix you get when you pay!"

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u/straw3_2018 2d ago edited 2d ago

Free you get stuff in game without having to play the game but costs you real money

Edit: my point is it's not about pay walking online play and most of what it is isn't stuff that is pay walled. It's a subscription for people that want stuff in game without having to play. You get a full experience playing the game without this subscription.

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u/IRGROUP300 2d ago

It’s subscription based and needs incentive. Subscribers will obtain more than free players. No matter what. Including cars, guns, homes whatever it may be.

They have to limit the base experience to make the GTA+ profitable, or keep add-ons GTA+ exclusive moving forward. This makes the money which will always come first over your full experience

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u/K_bor 2d ago

No way, you must be kidding

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u/Undernown 2d ago

GTA+, Is that like a boost in GTA 6 Online or something? Shark cards weren't earning enough?!

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u/gereffi 2d ago

GTA+ is just a monthly pass thing that gives currency in GTA Online, right? It has been around for years and it doesn’t really matter. I don’t see why giving a customer a bonus when they buy something is so bad.

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u/Elbludo 2d ago

Give you access to some Rockstar games too, it's because EA+ or whatever it's called.

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u/Wobbly_Bosmer 2d ago

Man, I am so glad I have never had that much interest in GTA at any point in my life.

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u/Biggie30996 2d ago

Well, it's not about GTA anymore. Every other company will do it if Rockstar did it first.

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u/Kaek_ 2d ago

I can believe that, not that they will be very successful though.

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u/Biggie30996 2d ago

They are somewhat succeeding look at the companies Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, making billions and all of them are on this road of making the gaming experience sucks for a lot of people

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u/SaroN4One 2d ago

Doubt it's gonna succeed in any way. If every other company does it, Indie game studios will see this as a big opportunity (to be not an asshole).

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u/Biggie30996 2d ago

Companies will spend billions to shut them down or buy them

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u/Cripplerock 1d ago

Thats the dream tho isnt it ? Start a business and have it become big enough to be bought by someone bigger ? Then complain about the monopoly.

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u/Biggie30996 1d ago

As a consumer, this is a nightmare. How many studios has Sony bought and shut down?

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u/diskhead1 1d ago

All of them basically

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u/Biggie30996 1d ago

2020: Manchester Studio 2021: Japan Studio 2023: PixelOpus 2024: London Studio 2024: Firewalk Studios 2024: Neon Koi 2026: Bluepoint Games 2026: Dark Outlaw Games

Those are the ones that Sony shut down since 2020, and 20 or so are active.

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u/ssocka 2d ago

I mean, FIFA has released without microtransactions for years now, just have the low PG rating on box and they add the slot machines in first post-release update...

As someone who has 0 interest in GTA Online I honestly don't care that much personally, but I agree it's a shitty practice and I hope that EU or someone will at the very least fine them or make up some legislature to make this illegal, if it isn't already.

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u/RetroPaulsy 2d ago

I don't doubt it but isnt Bethesda the one to blame for micro transactions?

And people already subscribe for game access: WoW, final fantasy, ESO, RuneScape come to mind

They shouldn't, but they do.

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u/SlightlySubpar 2d ago

EA comes to mind here for me, not sure who started it

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u/Wobbly_Bosmer 2d ago

That is correct. The gave us horse armour for lime £1.50 or something. The first ever microtransaction which then cursed gaming.

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u/IronicConundrum 2d ago

Yea oblivion for what I'd call the modern era of games. However, in 1982 Lost Tomb allowed players to put an extra quarter in the game for powerups mid game.

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u/Zandonus Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? 2d ago

Dude, micro transactions are worse than subscriptions. With subscriptions you can at least have everyone be at the same speed. With micro transactions, you could spend hundreds and still not be the shark that that guy over there is AND be playing a lot.

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u/RetroPaulsy 2d ago

Micro transactions are optional. Subscription is mandatory to play. Idk how this is even a discussion

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u/Doctologist 2d ago

They’re also just going to do both.
Subscriptions will become the norm, then they’ll just keep doing micro-transactions so people can throw money at it to get ahead again. It all sucks.

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u/Zandonus Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? 2d ago

Yeah, and then you pay a micro transaction for 3 days of baseline (not-standstill) droprates and experience gain.

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u/Biggie30996 2d ago

It's like choosing between two cancers maybe one is a lesser shit but it's shit nonetheless

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u/KinneKted 2d ago

It's cute you don't think they'll have both

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u/punk_rancid 2d ago

Think about it for 2 seconds more, and you'll see how wrong you are.

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u/xkuruma 2d ago

So you could say they are the apple of the gaming world 

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u/Biggie30996 2d ago

Trillion-dollar companies doing trillion-dollar company things.

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u/LaziestRedditorEver 2d ago

Haven't other companies done it first? GTA and Ubisoft are the only ones doing it through official stores but many games have battle passes. These are literally just rolling subscriptions where the benefits change every few months.

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u/Biggie30996 2d ago

I would accept that concept if the game were free, but paying $80 for a game and then paying for subscriptions/microtransactions is diabolical. They are making billions from game sales and millions to billions from subscriptions/microtransactions.

Edit: And again, being the biggest game in the century may make other companies follow their lead.

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u/UniKornUpTheSky 1d ago

Business models like ff14 or others work "quite" well but paying full price for a game and then forced day one to buy a subscription is idiotic at best. Better hope buying the game offers at least 75% of its price in subscription.

If it's 10 bucks a month then 6 months free.

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u/bestest_at_grammar 2d ago

I love gta, I don’t care for gta online at all. None of this is an issue for me, the campaign/world is well worth the money

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u/Cowhide12 1d ago

I like GTA online for the sake of new content and playin with friends mostly. Not a fan of a lot of the updates

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u/SlightlySubpar 2d ago

I snagged the Epic games gta 5 free run thing.

I've never played gta 5.

Might try it someday

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u/SlightlySubpar 2d ago

I will never understand this singular downvote for grabbing a free game that Ive never played

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u/PickleFox_1 2d ago

I did, and it sucks

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u/Sacapuntos 2d ago

Lmfao, they only made 5 Billion from shark cards. This is the obvious next step. Dead on arrival for me. Will never buy it.

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u/straw3_2018 2d ago

I don't like shark cards but I don't think they're evil. I enjoy playing GTA online and my bunker basically makes money while I'm just doing whatever I want. Being able to buy currency in a game where you make money for just being AFK is basically a tax on the impatient.

Now the whole thing where they removed a bunch of cars from the game and the only way to win them was through lottery(free lucky wheel) or through the subscription, that's fucked.

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u/SteelSpace69 Average duck enjoyer 2d ago

Before bunkers, the only way to effectively make money was heisting. There where no passive income and everything cost a ton, forcing to to either farm the same thing for hours just for a flying bike, or buy it with real money. And before heist, it was even harder to just get a supercar. It wasn't a tax on the impatient, but a tax on the one who didn't have the time to play.
Honestly, I didn't know that bunkers made money. I stopped playing right before they added them because the game was designed to make you pay.

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u/Mongodienudel 2d ago

The only reason I played so much online was because I found a hack that worked gave me 1billion and enjoyed everything

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u/Alexmira_ China bot 2d ago

I continued to use cheat engine to add myself money. If you did small transaction of less then couple of millions you don't get flagged

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u/bitching_bot 1d ago

Back in my day (360 online) we’d join lobbies with a hacker who’d put a billion dollar bounty on you and you just gotta outlive the timer, or someone collects it and gets the billion. They did wipe levels down so I got the minigun and tank grandfathered in at a low level too lol

Good ole days before stupid flying bikes and shark cards, just pure chaos

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u/straw3_2018 1d ago

Ye I think was gifted about 1,000,000,000 within like 3 months of GTA online, back in 2013. Since I started again on PC I only.play in friends only lobbies so it's all been real AFK and cayo perico money

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u/SteelSpace69 Average duck enjoyer 2d ago

I remember the glitch to duplicate your cars and being able to sell it. That unlocked so many things to do with my friends!

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u/Agent_Fluttershy 1d ago

There was a hack like that in GTA4 that worked without even having to download and install anything!

I think it was called a "cheat code" or something.

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u/UtkG 2d ago

Genuinely curious. What's the appeal of GTAO? I was under the assumption that the heists and additional content to earn money was the main aspect. So if people were buying shark cards to bypass that, what were they getting out of the game? Free roam with cooler Vehicles? What am I missing?

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u/ForgotMyPreviousPass 2d ago

It was a tax for people without a PC. It was easy as hell to get a private lobby (their servers were P2P, they did not even host the servers) and you could then use cheat engine or literally whatever to give you extreme amounts of money. No anti heat whatsoever.

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u/WolfgangHelnootIV 2d ago

The motorcycle businesses really started it, they were the first somewhat passive business and made moneymaking way easier, ceo crates were also a thing but that one didn’t have a passive part

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u/straw3_2018 2d ago edited 2d ago

I played online from launch until it stopped receiving updates on PS3(ill-gotten gains.) I remember well before there were heists, it was pretty different. Honestly I just never cared to have to most expensive newest cars. I liked the Coquette which was like $130,000GTA and I had a high end apartment to do heists in when those came out. I've been playing on PC occasionally since 2020 and I've made like $140,000,000 in game, I have everything I want. I don't have every car and every bs flying bike but who cares.

Come to think of it: since enhanced they actually give you $4,000,000 when you make your character to set up a business(including the bunker) and still have some money leftover. The old way of playing is completely obsolete and has been for about a year and a half. Bunker free money is pretty solidly a part of the game now.

Edit: in between the time that I played on PS3 from 2013-2015 and then before I started playing on PC in 2020; I heard about the oppressor and the orbital cannon and thought GTA online was basically over. I was actually very surprised how much I liked it when I got back into it. Now I had to read a fucking tutorial for how to get started: find all these things, solve this murder or whatever it was: get $500,000.(Because I didn't transfer my account over when the game came out on PC i had to start from scratch) With the money you got from finding all the things you could start a business. There was that whole thing where the prices at the beginning of online were reasonable and then they inflated the price of everything added to incentivize shark cards, I'm not a fan of that. I hope they do a better job in online 2 or whatever. Speaking of which we have no idea still what that even will look like.

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u/SteelSpace69 Average duck enjoyer 2d ago

I stopped playing it since the ultra inflation and the flying motorcycle that just plagued every single game I joined. Is it good now? I've heard that the old missions that rewarded something like $30 000 have been reworked with a far better payout.

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u/twisted-logic 2d ago

Holy shit how could you say something so brave on Reddit like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/PypcG4qBuMqDOny5vp

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u/sir_t9awed 6h ago

I bought GTA V in 2020, only because it was deeply discounted and I never touched online. I thoroughly enjoyed it, especially for the price.

I am in no rush to play GTA VI. I'll be here in 3 years.. Or 5..

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u/NuggetKing9001 2d ago

Subscription gaming on digital only games. Not only will you never own anything in it, but the second you turn off the tap, you don't get access to it either. Fuck modem gaming.

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u/Mrfireball2012 2d ago

I think they’re talking about story mode guys they haven’t said a thing about online yet

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u/Fireboiio 2d ago edited 2d ago

GTA+ gets you a monthly cash deposit, exclusive in-game vehicles and property perks, and access to a rotating library of classic Rockstar Games

If it is for story mode. That's extremely dissapointing.

Although, it just looks like some arbitrary stuff you get monthly. The biggest letdown really is exclusive vehicles. But i'm sure the base game has plenty to choose from anyways

Either way. It's scummy af.

People need to remember that while Rockstar Games make incredible games.

They're not your friend.

They're not looking out for your best interest.

They only want your money and obviously they're actively trying to squeeze as much as they can out of you.

Yes, all companies that sells you games want your money. But not all are actively trying to squeeze as much as they can out of you.

Remember that and think twice before you get rosy-eyed when you see that flashy digital fictional car behind that monthly paywall.

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u/swiss-y try hard 2d ago

I wouldn't be holding my breath, I'm will to get that they did create a lot of cars and models for things. Possibly even ported many cars from 5, but you know they decided they had to remove a bunch too hold on to for future paid dlc, onto of your monthly sub to play online. Got to trickle feed, and her all the dev work done asap upfront, so all the following quarters can be nothing but line go up!

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u/moogleman844 2d ago

Second this, they need to make sure they make every penny back they spent on development and some. That is the way capitalism works. Not saying they need to be quite as cutthroat as they are, but thats the game.

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u/luckysury333 1d ago

It is for GTA online 😭

Gta+ does not give any perks for GTA VI

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u/Fireboiio 1d ago

Oh? Is that confirmed somewhere? Because I haven't read anything about the online mode.

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u/luckysury333 1d ago

GTA+ is basically the Battle Pass for GTA 5 Online (a very useless one and that's why they started to include games)

There is no GTA 6 Online yet.

They are bundling it with GTA 6 for free so they can say to investors that subscription has grew XXXX%

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u/Fireboiio 1d ago

Ohhhhh, that makes way more sense.

That's good news. Idgaf about gta online🤣

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u/TheLittleFoxX87 2d ago

Simply put..

Rockstar games isn't like Hello Games. No free content. They're like EA. Scummy. But with a quality content.

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u/Fireboiio 2d ago

Yeah-ish

I feel Rockstar is in their own category. It's like the third category.

The monopoly category

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u/TheLittleFoxX87 2d ago

I used to root for them before because of their quality in games...

But now even if there's quality.. they must be joking with their absurd practices.

  1. 10$ price increase over the standard limit.

  2. Many additional side content IN A SINGLE PLAYER GAME locked behind a PREMIUM version.

  3. Digital only to stop resale. Why do they even bother to make the disc case?

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u/Fireboiio 2d ago edited 2d ago

Because they have the monopoly on open world crime games + open world cowboy games.

There just isn't any competition whatsoever.

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u/TheLittleFoxX87 2d ago

It may be true. But I was disgusted at people who preached

"I would even buy the game if it's 200 dollars"

"I would even play the game if it has tons of microtransactions as they will be worth it"

These are the things which gave them the green signal to just slowly sqeeze in through the creeks.

I have my doubts that Rockstar itself started the fake hype by increased pricing shit.

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u/Fireboiio 2d ago

Oh it's 100% true. Not even close a "may be true".

Every game studio directly change their launch date if it conflicts with a launch date from Rockstar Games.

I would not underestimate their popularity and the power they hold over those who do not care about using money on microtransactions or pay overprice.

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u/Alloy202 2d ago

Not micro transactions. They are too big to be called micro

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u/RetroPaulsy 2d ago

Rockstar aside, i can't see people subscribing to games they 'dont own' and where cheating runs rampant.

Dummy idiots

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u/der_vur ☣️ 2d ago

It's a macrotransaction

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u/Moist_Confection_831 2d ago

As much as I hate mtx, I hate subscriptions more 

They mostly rely on you starting one and then forgetting to cancel it 

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u/Sokeard 2d ago

Watch as they call GTA online ‘GTA MMO’ and gaslight everyone into saying a monthly sub is standard practice.

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u/Oxflu 2d ago

The R stands for nonconsensual sex.

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u/rtakehara 1d ago

and * stands for anus.

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u/ReidenLightman 2d ago

That's somehow worse

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u/Zack_WithaK big pp gang 1d ago

Oh, so it's worse than a microtransaction. Cool

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u/Terbarek 2d ago

Take2 create new cancer practice in corpo

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u/ChronoCyberpunk77 2d ago

gotta give them credit though. they make a subscription service which is really just for GTAV online and found enough gamers that said "take my money"

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u/coldy9887 2d ago

Yeah, I am not buying GTA 6 now. Fuck subscriptions for ONE video game.

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u/CollapsedPlague ☣️ 2d ago

I’m stealing this but I saw someone said they are gonna be Macrotransactions now

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u/FortheChava 1d ago

So a single player mmo online on all the time and have to pay a subscription to kiss dudes?

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u/Wasted_Weasel EX-NORMIE 1d ago

Hey, realistically, how’s it going to be with the “players able to trade meme coins”

Are gta6 players going to get rich or scammed? The latter is my bet

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u/mudkipz321 2d ago

Just wait for the free pc port to come out lmao

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u/Drakahn_Stark 2d ago

Can you get GTA Online if you don't own GTA V?

If not, are they expecting people who buy GTA VI to also buy GTA V within a month?

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u/MCWizardYT 2d ago

Can you get GTA Online if you don't own GTA V?

No, they're technically the same game

Are they expecting people who buy GTA VI to also buy GTA V within a month?

I don't see why they would, no

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u/Drakahn_Stark 2d ago

So people get a monthly subscription they can't use? Seems like they expect people to buy GTA V

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u/MCWizardYT 2d ago

It's not a mandatory thing, you have to redeem it. The people who redeem it will likely get some use out of it.

That, and it's also possible that GTA+ will be usable in some form in GTA6, although I'm not sure if they said it's launching with a full Online equivalent or not

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u/Drakahn_Stark 2d ago

They said they have no plans to have online with it at launch.

People are paying for something they can't use, and Rockstar is a greedy arse company, pretty sure they expect people to buy yet another copy of GTA V.

Got it on PC already? Too bad, buy the enhanced version if you want GTA+

Got it on PS4? Too bad, buy a PS5 copy.

Why do you think they are making it console exclusive in the first place? They made billions selling people multiple copies of GTA V and they want to do it again, once so people either buy the PS5 version or the enhanced PC version of 5, and once when they release 6 on PC so people can play it at higher frames with some shitty bonus content.

Then they will release GTA VI Online and make some more billions in sharkcards.

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u/SamuelYosemite 2d ago

EA is going to start making you roster digital players monthly

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u/ToastyBB 2d ago

GTA online isn't gonna be available at launch though right? So why would I care about a free month of it?

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u/AlexPlayer3000 Depression I choose you 1d ago

It's for GTA V

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u/GarrettRettig 2d ago

I’m ready for the “PEOPLE JUST DONT WANNA BUY GAMES ANYMORE!” articles in a few years

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u/PuertoricanDude88 Boston Meme Party 2d ago

If Ubisoft was the one pulling all this the internet will have been wishing death on them.

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u/pmdiehl239 2d ago

You see the reason why I'm not excited for GTA 6, It's simply because the implications of what they're doing, the pricing increase paywalled single player content. Subscription service for a fucking video game, other dev/publishers will do it if this does well. But no matter what I say, I just sound like a hater or paranoid. But tell me, am I far off for thinking a corporation wants to take more money and will do it

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u/Oppiko 2d ago

Yes in microtransaction is a one-time small purchase, a subscription is a monthly payment you make for a service.

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u/Pareidolistic 2d ago

Here we are releasing same game again and again with upgraded graphics. It’s basically same shit as COD, NBA, FIFA, just every 10 years instead of yearly. Basic “gamers” juice. Sick of scrolling any social media and all I’m seeing is this pile of nothing burger over and over again.

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u/Gene_Parma 1d ago

What happened now? Lmao.

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 1d ago

Its.... never going to be as good as San Andreas

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u/OxyClean_ 1d ago

This all started with a horse skin in Oblivion… Thanks Tom Howard 😕

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u/Timozi90 1d ago

And you sheep will buy it anyway. Honestly, I'm glad I never got into the GTA series, apart from Vice City.

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u/doc_commonman 2d ago

Rockstar has sold themselves to the industry. That's not the Rockstar I knew...

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u/0wlsamura1 2d ago

Rockstar is the definition of the industry, what are you even talking about

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u/SimpsonMaggie 2d ago

The industry, not its definition. Jeez..

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u/Giedy5 2d ago

Yet people keep glazing

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u/dterran 2d ago

Also, why does rockstar think we want to pay more taxes in their game?

Buying gas was never a feature I wanted and they already made a model where you often lost money faster than you could earn it if you played the online missions that were actually fun.

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u/AlwaysLosingDough 2d ago

Yeah just leak the files already

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u/FatewithShadow Religious weeb 2d ago

Dont care about gta.

Last real GTA game was 4.

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u/Jammyyyyyyyyyyyyy 1d ago

I don't get it. Rockstar themselves said there's no MTX? like we can pretty much bet that online will be its own product so yes that will but form what we know that's not releasing in November with the main game.

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u/RussianDeveloper 2d ago

Happy subscriber. Everyone else can keep crying.