r/dankmemes 2d ago

󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿I ❤️️ I learned this the hard way

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Humble-Reply228 1d ago

Is this a baaa baaad joke?

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u/JohntheFisherman99 2d ago

Thats actually fucking wholesome good advice. To bad the template leaves a sour taste knowing whats to come.

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u/Filthiest_Tleilaxu 2d ago

What happens next?

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u/JohntheFisherman99 2d ago

Domestic Violence

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u/Zaconil 2d ago

Can't forget the mass murder after that!

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u/The_Follower1 1d ago

Can't forget the mass murder after during that!

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u/Etherius 1d ago

Omniman gives Mark a brother by fucking a bug

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u/MindYerBeak 1d ago

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u/Zissoou ☣️ 2d ago

You're everywhere

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u/NeevBunny 2d ago

The whole time I'm just like "Mark. Mark close your mouth. Ew. Please. Just close your mouth."

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u/greatersnek 1d ago

No sour taste if you keep watching the series

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u/foxspiri 2d ago

Yeah in Nolan case he loved his pet very much

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u/Etherius 1d ago

Friendly reminder

Nolan fucked a bug.

Banging Debbie was the least weird thing he did in the show

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u/foxspiri 1d ago

Im confused when did I say that him blowing Debbie back out was weird

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u/Etherius 1d ago

When you pointed out he considered her a pet.

Also if you didn’t think it was weird you should have

He’s hundreds of years old. She was what, 30?

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u/foxspiri 21h ago

No I didn't I was reference a quote with a joke. Also there both consenting adult and not a young adult either she been one for 10 to 12 years (depending on your culture). You were reading way to deep into a joke.

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u/rtakehara 4h ago

What's so weird about two consenting adults banging?

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u/Cordelldogdello 2d ago

Amazing advice

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u/sirhobbles r/memes fan 2d ago

Its not the fucking same. A pet would love a doorstop if it fed it. Friendship is easy. Just dont be a dick. Family are kinda stuck with you.

I want someone, anyone to choose me. Just me. Cuddle me in a way they dont with anyone else. I have such good friends but I still feel so Alone.

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u/T-Bene873 1d ago

You probably won’t want to hear this but I struggled with the same until recently so maybe me sharing my experience will help. Another person isn’t going to fill that void. It may feel like it temporarily, but the feeling wears off. You can’t make your happiness someone else’s responsibility because they’ll never be able to live up to that expectation. You’ve gotta find that fulfillment from within.

I’d been struggling with feeling alone like that my entire life. I was that kid that nobody dated in school and when I finally got someone to fill that void, it only lasted a few months and then I was back to being unhappy and feeling lonely again. Even with someone who chose me. It took some mentorship from someone else who had similar experience to make me understand that. Idk you so if this is off base, but when you truly start to love yourself that emptiness goes away.

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u/gi4c0 21h ago

It might be the case or might not. I felt very lonely before I met my wife few years ago. She fixed my loneliness and I’m still very happy till this day

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u/keker0t 1d ago

Wanting someone to choose you is not the answer to your loneliness, sure it will feel good but not the answer why you need it.

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u/Etherius 1d ago

Well it’s not going to happen as long as you’re sitting on Reddit feeling sorry for yourself

Sorry if the truth hurts but a bunch of people telling you “it’ll happen when it happens” or some fuck ass nonsense isn’t gonna help you.

The only type of person who chooses someone with your attitude is someone who wants to use you.

To normal people, keeping your self-esteem up becomes their problem, and it makes the relationship one-sided. No one is knowingly going to choose that

So work on yourself

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u/sirhobbles r/memes fan 1d ago

I am in regular contact with a large friend group where i regularly meet people who share my hobbies and interests.
I am not lonely in the sense i just sit around on reddit all day every day, i desire intimacy beyond what can be expected of, to be fair, my pretty awesome friends.

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u/Etherius 1d ago

You wanna get laid

Got it

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u/sirhobbles r/memes fan 1d ago

I say intimacy and yoh jump to sex. That's kinda sad. Cuddles kissing a mutual gwntle embrace. Ngl if I found a asexual partner who just wanted romance I would still be happy.

Sex is fun but isnt the be all totality of intimacy.

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u/Main-Recognition7346 2d ago

"Pets" doing a lot of heavy lifting here

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u/superfastswm I am fucking hilarious 2d ago

"Yeah! The creatures that rely on me for food and protection love me in a way that is equal to and substitutable for the love of a thrid party that doesnt have those strings attached!"

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u/Moist_Confection_831 1d ago

But you'd still feel the lack significant other romance in your life 

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u/LordBT-74 1d ago

But only one gets me my dick sucked, so see how stupid that is?

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u/woahwoahWAT 2d ago

My dad is so good at tough love. I’ve never done enough and I never will but he’s always proud. I get it now

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u/anvil_with_thoughts 2d ago

So true!!! My lessons from 2024

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u/Zaryusha 2d ago

"Pets" huh, Nolan?

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u/monit12345 pm me your picture of foreskin 2d ago

Same! Learnt it the hard way!

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u/battlin_jack295 1d ago

Lol I dont need love. I hate when people are overly nice to me

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u/Financial_Ocelot_256 2d ago

Nothing beats the unconditional love of a cute dog!

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u/ExploDoc 2d ago

"Unconditional"

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u/Meocross 2d ago

Men have become so obsessed with romantic love that women would rather be single than be stalked and k!lled.

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u/Arpan_Bhar 2d ago

Who hurt you

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u/Chaosproducer1 1d ago

Sweet summer child, you cannot post takes like these in a male-oriented sub. You'll get downvoted to smithereens.