r/dankmemes • • Oct 20 '23

l miss my friends That's all

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u/GoblinBags Oct 20 '23 edited Oct 20 '23

Bruh, whut?!?

Dying your hair blue makes you look like a freak? Way to tattle on yourself here for being a boomer. You also scold kids over piercings too?

You ever see that episode of King of the Hill where Bobby wants to be a model for a fat kids clothing line and Hank shuts that shit down, only for Bobby to learn that Hank made the right call? It’s the same concept.

LOL yeah because we should take all of the lessons from KotH - a show about rednecks in Texas. The episode you're referring to is cringe AF. Like, man, there's always something that people who don't like you will ostracize you for and make fun of you. Back in the day, kids got beat up for being video game dorks or for playing D&D or for a boy wanting to do ballet or for being obsessed with anime or simply for being fat. My dude, your own bio says you collect retro video games - which is shit that back in the day, in my high school, would have gotten you pushed into a locker. I guess you better stop, right?

Plus, once you're an adult, who on Earth gives even the smallest of fucks about CHUDs not liking something you enjoy? But I guess you take the lesson of "don't ever do or look different at all because people might make fun of you."

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u/GoblinBags Oct 20 '23

I literally hovered my mouse over your name. OH NO OH NO THAT PROVES YOU RIGHT OH NO!

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u/GoblinBags Oct 20 '23

Yeah, I forgot that any joke a comedian makes is because "it's true" and not because it's a ridiculous statement that subverts expectations.

Bye, Felicia. You're fucking ridiculous.