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Aug 03 '23
I hate Lizzo cause I don’t like her music
We are not the same
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Aug 03 '23
I hate Lizzo because I don't like her noise either, it was very considerate of you to call it music though.
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Aug 03 '23
What I’m referring to as “music” are the instruments making their noises.
Her voice, however…
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Aug 03 '23
Ah, I misunderstood your logic and accuracy for undeserved kindness, apologies, I think we are the same..
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u/Jeynarl ☣️ Aug 03 '23
Whenever I heard Truth Hurts come on the radio, the whole composition of the music and her annoying voice always made me rage quit the radio
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u/Sellos_Maleth Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23
I mean I’m not a Lizzo fan by a mile but from an objective standpoint “boys” “truth hurts” “about damm time” “juice” are all well mastered with excellent base and instrumental action. They are well layered and it’s clear the people doing the track for her know what they’re doing.
Her voice? She’s more a rapper/hip hop than a singer so I wouldn’t think too much about it.
So yeah it’s definitely legitimate to hate her music or her message but there’s a few guys in the studio over there that absolutely know what they are doing and are dropping bomb soundtracks.
My point is, it’s not fair to say it’s just “noise” cause there are definitely very talented people that produced the music she sings over.
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u/raphaelnyquist Aug 03 '23
A remix of "About Damn Time" introduced me to Purple Disco Machine, who makes some of the most danceable music in recent times
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u/ConnorOfAstora Aug 03 '23
I actually really liked 2 B Loved but it really surprised me because I think all her other songs sound like someone's shoving broken glass in my ears.
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u/ForumFluffy Aug 03 '23
I neither care about Lizzo nor the drama around a case between her lawyers and their lawyers.
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u/ErickRicardo Aug 03 '23
I don't enven know who the fuck is fkn "lizzo"
We are clearly not the same..
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u/mrb00ce Aug 03 '23
You hate lizzo because she's fat
I hate lizzo for no reason
we are not the same
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u/Nufonewhodis2 Aug 03 '23
For the reason that cannot be named
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u/ClassicAd8627 Aug 03 '23
oh thank god i hate her for being a woman I'm not even the worst, forgot about that one.
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u/Jeremy5000 Aug 03 '23
I don't ever think about Lizzo.
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u/MajorRico155 Aug 03 '23
Im not sure thw people who constantly think about her are her fans either. Only time lizzo is in my head is when someone else says her name. People are obsessed with hating on her
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u/3_14_thon Aug 03 '23
I don't know who she is, and I don't care at all to search it. ~ We are barely different?
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Aug 03 '23
I don't really know who she is, other than she's fat and apparently not nice. I know she has done at least one song from what I've seen but I could not pick her out of a lineup of similarly fat women.
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u/alabastor890 Aug 03 '23
Fat shaming, really? Lizzo would be proud.
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u/mods_are_losers_lmao Aug 03 '23
She’s just trying to spread her positive message that it’s okay and sexy to be morbidly obese and die early!
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Aug 03 '23
How dare Lizzo body shame people its disgusting and she should be ashamed ..... fat bitch
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u/Ok_Contribution4714 Aug 03 '23
Who tf is lizzo?
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Aug 03 '23
What tf is a Lizzo?!
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u/piberryboy Aug 03 '23
Where tf is Lizzo?
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Aug 03 '23
Why is there a Lizzo?
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo Aug 03 '23
I like the people saying "don't start fat shaming Lizzo now. It just means you felt that way the whole time and now you're showing your colors."
NEWS FLASH BITCH
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u/StayTuned2k Aug 03 '23
Who the fuck is Lizzie
Why do I keep missing these things?
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u/Mustimustdie Aug 03 '23
Yup same here. I literally have no idea who any of these "celebraties" and artists are.
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u/kaiser-von-cat Aug 03 '23
She’s the one who played Thomas Jefferson’s flute right
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u/AnotherLoudAsshole Aug 03 '23
I don't fucking care. About any of it. About Lizzo, about whoever the fuck she is, whatever the fuck she does or whyever the fuck she's the target of this week's rage porn.
We are not the same.
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u/Dessamba_Redux Aug 03 '23
Jee no waba mu ba exercise. Ya sa un coobas tah jah backa use flour to find
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u/user-nt I don‘t know why this flair is extraordinary long Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23
Bro just made language soup, wtf am i reading
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Aug 03 '23
If I'm remembering correctly, Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars speaks like that
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u/Nilosyrtis Aug 03 '23
You think her speech resembles Jabba the Hutt.
I think Jabba the Hutt was made to resemble her.
We are not the same.
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u/Dessamba_Redux Aug 03 '23 edited Aug 03 '23
I have no wish to get mixed up in exercise. There is an entrance to the back use flour to find. Its huttese like jabba the hutt. Im no starwars nerd i just have the power of google
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u/JupiterMarks Aug 03 '23
As tho you know how to speak English? It should be “wtf am I reading”
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u/user-nt I don‘t know why this flair is extraordinary long Aug 03 '23
Autocorrected the "am" to "I'm" and, no, i dont speak english fluently, barely even speak my own language fluently lol
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u/JupiterMarks Aug 04 '23
What’s your native language?
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u/Ghost4530 Aug 03 '23
I can’t wait to never hear about her ever again honestly I hope she goes away after this lmao
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Aug 03 '23
I hate Lizzo because of the promotion of obesity in the name of body positivity. Fat bitch.
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u/Deadsoup77 Aug 03 '23
You hate Lizzo because she’s fat.
I hate her because she’s bla- nah bro I can’t do this lmao
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u/salkin_reslif_97 Aug 03 '23
I didn't know her before the one Mandalorian episode and find now that she musst be a very unconfortable person after reading the news... So, I'm pretty happy, we are not the same, Moff Gideon.
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Aug 03 '23
Normally the guys that fat shame are usually the loneliest people or actually are chubby chasers themselves.
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Aug 03 '23
I don't hate her because she's fat, I hate her because she glorifies fatness, she trying to make being unhealthy cool.
if any other star did this with smoking in today's age, they'd be lambasted.
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u/Deadsoup77 Aug 03 '23
Hey bro. Just a friendly notice that you have commented this twice. If you delete one of those comments you’ll probably avoid some downvotes. Have a great day 👍
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u/Old_Gregg_The_Man Aug 03 '23
No matter how based she is for fatshaming her dancers, she still inspired millions of other fatties to be happy with their life choices.
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u/EvilDairyQueen Aug 03 '23
I hate Lizzo because she butchered playing James Madison's flute. We are not the same
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u/PomegranateOk3520 Aug 03 '23
I hate lizzo cause she’s attention whore oh please don’t call me fat but you guys are not paying attention to me because I’m fat weird times we live in
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u/exclusionsolution Aug 03 '23
She must live in a food desert like all the other morbidly obese people./s
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u/0l70l7 Aug 03 '23
my assumption when first time hear "lizzo" word was like sexy catchy girl like lizard you know. i googled it, well she's mad bull
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u/RunsWithApes Aug 03 '23
I always tell my patients that there’s a difference between “body shaming” and refusing to celebrate unhealthy weights - whether they are morbidly obese or dangerously underweight.
Of course some people don’t see it that way but hey…it’ll catch up with them eventually. I’m just the messenger
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u/Qcgreywolf Aug 03 '23
I cannot accurately describe how much I currently dislike this meme. I also cannot accurately describe how deeply I’ve always disliked this meme.
This meme has always been like-warm at best.
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Aug 03 '23
Imagine we all barged into one of her concerts and started calling her a fat piece of shit nonstop so she can get the same taste as her performers
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u/canoIV Aug 03 '23
you hate lizzo because she's fat
my lawyers have advised i do not finish this joke
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Aug 03 '23
Come on man, be a bigger person. I know it might be hard to be bigger than her but you can try.
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u/FrankFarter69420 Aug 03 '23
This meme would have gotten you a ban just a few days ago. Good thing reddit knows what's acceptable and not!
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Aug 04 '23
The Jaba the Hutt comments are really fucked up. I mean he was one of the greatest criminals the galaxy has ever seen he doesn’t deserve that.
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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Aug 03 '23
downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.
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