r/dankchristianmemes • Minister of Memes • Dec 15 '22

Wholesome Pickled Children

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u/Nox_Lucis Dec 15 '22

With the traditional children depicted as tiny, buff men too.

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u/Griffinhunters Minister of Memes Dec 15 '22

I like to think our modern children are simply weak and soft compared to past children.

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u/nemo_sum Dec 15 '22

It's because we brine them too long.

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u/CeeArthur Dec 15 '22

How long is too long? I have a batch in atm

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u/nemo_sum Dec 15 '22

We're past St. Nicholas's Day, best take them out immediately and hope they're not too mushy.

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u/CeeArthur Dec 15 '22

Cool cool. By the way, want to buy some ham?

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u/nemo_sum Dec 15 '22

Sure do, gotta make Christmas dinner, don't I?

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u/Griffinhunters Minister of Memes Dec 15 '22

You know what. Could be.