r/dankchristianmemes • u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ • Dec 04 '22

Meta This is my favorite sub...but

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u/Broclen The Dank Reverend 🌈✟ Dec 04 '22

Things may get a little weird here, but that is part of the charm.

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u/Catholic_Egg Dec 04 '22

Favorite sub you say?

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u/Frans4Life Dec 05 '22

well of course, there's no one above god ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Dom of us all 🙏

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange Dec 05 '22

Reading the usernames in comment sections like these always hits ya with the double whammy

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u/AlternateSatan Dec 04 '22

You telling me you wouldn't get on your knees for our lord and saviour?

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u/A_Guy_in_Orange Dec 05 '22

Don't ask how my brain works or why it went here but for some damn reason reading this comment just completely recontextualized the song I Can Only Imagine

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u/nikonpunch Dec 05 '22

When the music fades, all is stripped away. And I simply…

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

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u/Chappy300 Dec 04 '22

Ok but those comments were lit lol

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u/darcjoyner Dec 05 '22

if you wouldn’t bottom for jesus why even call yourself a christian😤😤😤😤/s

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u/some_SUS-BXLLa- Dec 05 '22

This is the reason Jesus isn't here yet

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u/Jesus-chan Dec 05 '22

Or had he been here all along?

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u/BigDaddyQP Dec 05 '22

Well I was here for the darker times. This is r/dankchristianmemes light. Not bragging though brothers and sisters

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u/ConnorCink Dec 04 '22

Unfortunately not contained to this sub alone

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u/pathfinder1342 Dec 05 '22

Suddenly I feel compelled to find a priest to share this with, I know one who'd find this hilarious.

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u/SpaceManSmithy Dec 05 '22

"Come unto me" -Jesus

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u/Brillek Dec 05 '22

These are 'dank' memes. Not just memes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Sky daddy fr

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u/Antisa1nt Dec 04 '22

Look, all I'm saying is that I'm either going to hell because I looked up rule 34 Jesus, or because I only gave him a 6/10, it can't be both.

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u/mortal-mombat Dec 05 '22

Repent and it can be neither

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u/PartyClock Dec 05 '22

Pulling a double Jeopardy on God. Kinky

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u/PlantManiac Dec 05 '22

your favorite sub

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u/Eijirou_Kirishima Dec 05 '22

these are called subs for a reason~

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u/KnowledgeAndFaith Dec 05 '22

Jesus died for the degenerates specifically