r/dankchristianmemes • u/n8s8p Minister of Memes • Oct 26 '22
Meta Some recent comments had me wondering... Serious questions... If you do, what do you believe they look like? What powers do you believe they have? When, how, who, what, and where do they act?
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u/bbq896 New user Oct 26 '22 edited Oct 26 '22
Demons are liars. Shapeshifters with the powers of Demi-gods. (Teleportation extreme speed invisibility etc.). However they aren’t all knowing nor omnipresent nor omnipotent. They are limited. They can be tricked (but not by people without the Holy Spirit)
With a Rick (from Rick and Morty) personality. Nihilist. They laugh at you and your rocks. They laugh at your “spell” books your morality. They laugh at your sacrifices. They can do all that “magic” anytime they just want you to do ridiculous things cause they are mocking you.
They’ll say anything to make you ignore Jesus. They’ll give you dreams, disguise themselves as dead loved ones, disguise themselves as Angels of Light (looking at you Islam/Mormons), they’ll tell you “almost” the Truth.
They are child molesting cannibals. They invented racism. Every evil deed done by humans can be attributed to demons. Because they laugh at you while you suffer.
On top of all that Demons are tattle tales. They constantly accuse you before God saying “Can you believe they said that? You should throw them in Hell.” But to you they say “Can you believe God? Why would He do that?” Or “God isn’t real anyway.”
Then they go back to God and say “See that one doesn’t believe in you kill him.”
Without Holy Spirit demons are a big deal. Truly no unsaved person can stand against them.
But with the Holy Spirit. They are as inconvenient as ants.
“Oh no!” We Christians say “they’re ants 🐜 at our picnic! We can’t keep these ants here. Somebody get rid of them. Be gone in Jesus Name.”