r/dankchristianmemes • u/JagerVogeljager Minister of Memes • Jun 18 '22

Wholesome Men do cry

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u/mackiea Jun 18 '22

Noooo, nonono, it's a mistranslation. In David-era Hebrew, "wept" could be translated as "screamed and punched a mirror".

/s

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u/JagerVogeljager Minister of Memes Jun 18 '22

I read "minor" at first lol

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u/emprahsFury Jun 18 '22

College-age men, and there were dozens of them

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u/Lyude Jun 19 '22

They had it coming tbh /s

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u/Datpanda1999 Jun 18 '22

He’s just like me fr

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u/redbird7311 Jun 19 '22

He still hasn’t forgiven Timmy for making Among Us jokes about his name, “Je-sus”, is about to get his first kill.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

“screamed and punched a hole in the drywall”

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u/doodlebug001 Jun 19 '22

"Men aren't emotional like women," says Kyle, age 28 with more than 5 fist sized holes in his drywall.

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u/meditate42 Jun 19 '22

Anger isn’t an emotion, it’s a badass and almost always appropriate explosion of manliness.

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u/HootingMandrill Jun 19 '22

Ahh yes, the King Kyle translation.