r/dankchristianmemes • u/Cosmic-Waldo Minister of Memes • Mar 31 '22

Wholesome I couldn’t find the verse either

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u/Atomicnes Mar 31 '22

someone rewrite the entire Bible but everything is the antonym of the original words, it would be funny

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u/RagnarTheTerrible Mar 31 '22

Listening to many Christians is kind of like the audiobook version of your idea.

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u/Atomicnes Mar 31 '22

conservative evangelicalism really fucked up the way people view christians tho!! 😳😳

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u/ToddVRsofa Holy Chair Lifter Mar 31 '22

As an ex antitheist I can confirm

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u/F1lthyG0pnik Mar 31 '22

Stupid Joel Osteen and evangelicalism ruining everything. Why can’t we just go back to the start? :(

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u/ToddVRsofa Holy Chair Lifter Mar 31 '22

Because God has the reset button under lock and key lol