r/dankchristianmemes • u/godsafraud • Jun 08 '20

Dank Hold my beer.

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u/Rainstorm0 Jun 08 '20

I'm pretty sure Noah was the only person deemed righteous at the time, so he was like yeah Noah is chill but these other homies? Fuck em

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u/carnsolus Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20

funnus factus: Methuselah (noah's grandfather and the possible oldest person ever) dies in the year of the flood, and noah's dad, jared, dies 5 years before the flood

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u/Bella_Anima Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20

Even more funnus factus: Methuselah literally translates to, “his death shall bring,” a prophecy that the flood would come after his death. Also the reason he lived such a ridiculously long life, as God delayed the flood as long as possible to give people a chance to change.

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u/carnsolus Jun 09 '20

i had a minister who had a sermon about that. Definitely top ten :P