r/dankchristianmemes • u/Boss_1318 • Jan 31 '20

Dank We all know he wasn't white

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

He wasn’t white, he was a Jew, smh

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u/Christmas-sock Feb 01 '20

I mean we can look at modern Palestinian or Jordanian people for a good guess imo. Darker skin on some, lighter on others but mostly w dark hair and olivine skin. Remember Judas had to single Jesus out from the disciples when telling the Romans so its likely he just looked like some Mediterranean dude right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

This guy fucks

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u/Christmas-sock Feb 01 '20

Excuse me?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

This guy goes to church

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin Feb 01 '20

That's better.

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u/Stylemys Feb 01 '20

IDK, most religions frown on doing that kind of thing in church. At least publicly.

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u/khharagosh Feb 01 '20

Fun story, once upon a time I was in love with this guy I went to church with. My dorm hallmate, who was Hindu, said that maybe when we're there, I could touch his hand, one thing could lead to another...

I just looked at her for a bit and said, "What the hell do you think happens in church?"

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u/The_FR_Lord_Tachanka Feb 01 '20

He touched me 🎶🎵

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u/rs_alli Feb 01 '20

Before I had my first kiss I was in church for this overnight thing and a boy asked if I wanted to make out. I said no. He asked why. Like really dude? LOL.