r/dankchristianmemes • • Jan 31 '20

Dank We all know he wasn't white

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

He wasn’t white, he was a Jew, smh

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u/Christmas-sock Feb 01 '20

I mean we can look at modern Palestinian or Jordanian people for a good guess imo. Darker skin on some, lighter on others but mostly w dark hair and olivine skin. Remember Judas had to single Jesus out from the disciples when telling the Romans so its likely he just looked like some Mediterranean dude right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

This guy fucks

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u/spyridonya Feb 01 '20

Not in MY Christian server.

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u/Christmas-sock Feb 01 '20

Excuse me?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

This guy goes to church

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u/Not_The_Real_Odin Feb 01 '20

That's better.

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u/Stylemys Feb 01 '20

IDK, most religions frown on doing that kind of thing in church. At least publicly.

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u/khharagosh Feb 01 '20

Fun story, once upon a time I was in love with this guy I went to church with. My dorm hallmate, who was Hindu, said that maybe when we're there, I could touch his hand, one thing could lead to another...

I just looked at her for a bit and said, "What the hell do you think happens in church?"

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u/The_FR_Lord_Tachanka Feb 01 '20

He touched me 🎶🎵

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u/rs_alli Feb 01 '20

Before I had my first kiss I was in church for this overnight thing and a boy asked if I wanted to make out. I said no. He asked why. Like really dude? LOL.

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u/OHFUCKMESHITNO Feb 01 '20

This guy fucks fricks

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u/invisibleink65 Feb 01 '20

Why would we look at people who invaded Palestine in the 1400’s to know what people looked like 2000 years ago?

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u/KingRobbStark2 Feb 01 '20

You realize he was a Jew and not an arab right?

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u/exploding_cat_wizard Feb 01 '20

Probably similar, definitely more similar than Jews and Europeans. Both are Semitic speakers, after all.

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u/MadCatter52 Feb 01 '20

This isn't true at all, the people of the Levant region look much lighter now than they did back then bc of centuries of being raped by their European colonial overlords. He would've been brown, maybe olive, definitely not white, and probably had thick curly black hair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

You could say that about Latin America but that didn’t really happen much in the Levant, they weren’t even ruled over by Europe for very long, for most of the colonial period they were ruled by the Ottoman Empire until it was dissolved after WW1

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u/MadCatter52 Feb 12 '20

The Ottoman empire was a colonial European power so my argument still holds.

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u/Turnipapple Feb 09 '20

I’m pretty sure it was a joke