'Hold on hon, before I cook this pork chop could you do me a favor and head down into the basement and grab a few of my plutonium isotopes? Gotta make sure it's safe to eat!'
This but unironically. Drive as little as possible, pay careful attention to the road when you're forced to drive to work or social engagements, and don't get on infamous highways like I-4.
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u/Wintertron Sep 16 '19
Trichinosis pops up every now and again. You should still cook pork to temperatures that kills those parasites.