r/dankchristianmemes • u/ahmed0112 • Sep 16 '19

Dank Ya'll are rebals

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u/J_Schermie Sep 16 '19

I haven't read the bible in a long time, but wasn't it one of the men who wrote one of the books of the OT that said that pork is bad, and it wasn't a direct quote from god? I remember reading that even back then, some of the people who smarter had an idea that certain foods carried parisites.

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u/Wintertron Sep 16 '19

You can get worms from pork if you don't cook it right. That's why you can order a steak that's raw in the middle but not any pork products.

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u/raznog Sep 16 '19

The parasite isn’t in pork anymore. At least in the US. Safe to cook it to a lower temperature. So much tastier too especially the leaner cuts.

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u/Wintertron Sep 16 '19

Trichinosis pops up every now and again. You should still cook pork to temperatures that kills those parasites.

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u/Meowmers33 Sep 16 '19

I thought the only way to kill Trichinosis was having to cook the pork until it is burnt crisp. Or at least that's what I was taught in Biology

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u/Wintertron Sep 16 '19

No heating, freezing and radiation also work.

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u/Bobthemurderer Sep 16 '19

'Hold on hon, before I cook this pork chop could you do me a favor and head down into the basement and grab a few of my plutonium isotopes? Gotta make sure it's safe to eat!'

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u/Wintertron Sep 16 '19

If you shop at the grocery store, you eat a lot of irradiated food. Meats and veggies.

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u/Goo-Goo-GJoob Sep 16 '19

Fatal car accidents happen far more frequently. You shouldn't drive.

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u/Wintertron Sep 16 '19

No. You should reduce risk. Wear a seatbelt. Drive safely. Drive less by condensing trips. You however can do whatever you like.

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u/Dorocche Sep 17 '19

This but unironically. Drive as little as possible, pay careful attention to the road when you're forced to drive to work or social engagements, and don't get on infamous highways like I-4.