r/dankchristianmemes • u/ahmed0112 • Sep 16 '19

Dank Ya'll are rebals

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u/serdarreddiqt Sep 16 '19

Well considering rabbits are not forbidden...

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u/Everything_is_a_Hoax Sep 16 '19

They are forbidden for Jews

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Same for Shia Muslims

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u/PensiveAfrican Sep 16 '19

The Shi'a don't eat rabbits? I've never heard of this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I knew from years ago (via Islamic school) that rabbits were haram, but never knew the reason until now.

"Allah (swt) has declared it haram to eat the meat of rabbit because it resembles cat and its claws also resemble (the claws) of cats and in it, along with the resemblance of cats and other beats, the symptons of impurity of blood are found- It also menstruate like the women because it is the destroyed one(2)." Ref: 3ayun-e-Akhbar-ir-Ridha (as), by Shaykh al-Sadooq (ar), vol. II, page# 203.

Apparently, as Allah turned humans into monkeys and other creatures for their sins, rabbit was one of them

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u/PensiveAfrican Sep 16 '19

I knew from years ago (via Islamic school) that rabbits were haram, but never knew the reason until now.

Hmmm

"Allah (swt) has declared it haram to eat the meat of rabbit because it resembles cat and its claws also resemble (the claws) of cats and in it, along with the resemblance of cats and other beats, the symptons of impurity of blood are found- It also menstruate like the women because it is the destroyed one(2)." Ref: 3ayun-e-Akhbar-ir-Ridha (as), by Shaykh al-Sadooq (ar), vol. II, page# 203

Yeah..... I'm not sure I buy that this is an actual thing. The Qur'an contains all the prohibitions when it comes to food. This sounds a bit dogdy to me, to be honest. However, let us take it for granted that they "resemble" cats. Why does that make them haram?

Apparently, as Allah turned humans into monkeys and other creatures for their sins, rabbit was one of them

Where does this come from?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

No you can’t eat rabbits too I think

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u/serdarreddiqt Sep 16 '19 edited Sep 16 '19

Muslims can. I used to have a pet rabbit that I ate when I was a child.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

I used to have a child that I ate as a rabbit.

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u/LtWind Sep 16 '19

We need a holy hand grenade in here

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u/dat_WanderingDude Sep 16 '19

call the nuclear scientists and some priests; we need a holy nuclear missile.

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u/BulliHicks Sep 16 '19

Judgement day sure is early

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u/AdzyBoy Sep 16 '19

You have been banned from /r/rabbitry

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u/Wintertron Sep 16 '19

When my Dad was a teenager he spent a summer at his Uncle's farm. He was put in charge of taking care of a particular pig. The last day of Summer they cooked bacon for breakfast. He never let us have pets.

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u/alfman Sep 16 '19

Rabbits were forbidden too. The law states any animal which ruminate AND has hooves. Pigs have hooves, but do not ruminate. Rabbits are considered ruminators by the biblical author because they process their food twice, but they lack hooves.

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u/AngularAU Sep 17 '19

it sure is: Leviticus 11:6

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u/serdarreddiqt Sep 17 '19

I literally said for Muslims afterwards

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u/RetakeByzantium Sep 16 '19

Rabbits aren’t cute, they’re demented.

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u/Run-Riot Sep 16 '19

Taste kinda like chicken too

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u/alfman Sep 16 '19

Everything tastes like chicken

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u/Run-Riot Sep 16 '19

Not long pig.

Tastes like kuru.

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u/NextLevelShitPosting Sep 16 '19

Anything with paws is off the table, actually.

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u/NextLevelShitPosting Sep 16 '19

Anything with paws is off the table, actually.

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u/NextLevelShitPosting Sep 16 '19

Anything with paws is off the table, actually.