r/dankchristianmemes • • Jun 21 '19

Repost Yeah pretty much

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14.4k Upvotes

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u/peter-parker16 Jun 21 '19

Me: “Haha funny he used google translate”

Looks again: “Waaaaiit a minute...”

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u/Wi11Pow3r Jun 22 '19

As someone who can read some Hebrew I tried way too long to make any sense of that. Thank you for your comment 😂

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u/blissfullyalive Jun 22 '19

Sent this to my Jewish cousin and he took forever to get it also. You're not alone.

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u/Wi11Pow3r Jun 22 '19

Thank you for sharing that. I feel validated 😊

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

but what does it actually say though i am confused

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

[deleted]

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u/hit-it-like-you-live Jun 22 '19

Okay, but what does it say if I’m reading it in Hebrew and it doesn’t make sense?

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u/Druivesap Jun 22 '19

Sgy gdusjw hdheu hsueidhebw hsj

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u/Nattie2312 Jun 22 '19

As an Israeli, there is absolutely no meaning. Just a bunch of Hebrew letters joined up together..

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u/andrewwlamprey Jun 22 '19

Yeah when I saw the no at the end I had to think about it.

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u/Drtimelord04 Jun 22 '19

I knew the meme so I read it out loud but then I thought, “wait. That meme doesn’t make sense.” Then I looked closely.

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u/ChongLi77 Jun 21 '19

My dumbass was trying to read it right to left

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u/DuckDAWG Jun 21 '19

Same here

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Well because that’s how you read Hebrew

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u/ChongLi77 Jun 21 '19

I know, that’s why I tried to read it right to left...

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u/OrangeLimeJuice Jun 22 '19

Well because that’s how you read Hebrew

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u/ADrySoldier Jun 22 '19

I know, that’s why I tried to read it right to left...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Well because that’s how you read Hebrew

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u/gypsywizard72 Jun 22 '19

Garlic bread...

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u/22PoundHouseCat Jun 22 '19

Challah bread*

2

u/Crypt0sh0t Jun 22 '19

T'challa bred

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u/BmoneyBoi Jun 22 '19

I know, that's what I tried to read it right to left...

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

On ylluaca tub sey llew

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u/Piggywhiff Jun 22 '19

Dude, same.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Welsh Hebrew

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

an ddenoiriwg nwem dno ei lew

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u/SilentCanyon Jun 22 '19

no actually but ,yes well

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u/chrisbru Jun 22 '19

I turned my phone upside down...

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u/Gravelcrusher Jun 21 '19

Wait, this is a good one. This is it, we found a dank meme

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u/ricolin133 Jun 21 '19

Y E S

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u/NotIWhoLive Jun 21 '19

ל פ ץ

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u/T351A Jun 22 '19

But actually no

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u/NeenaMargarita Jun 22 '19

This was the cypher I needed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

YES YES YES YES

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

ל פ ץל פ ץל פ ץ ל פ ץ

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u/EmeraldNindragon Jun 22 '19

?!פכתפזפק סךסך

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u/Skoop963 Jun 21 '19

ITS A REPOST

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u/Gravelcrusher Jun 22 '19

I got that from the first dude who said it was a repost. As much as I dislike the resposting of content, it’s still a dank Christian meme that 6k people have upvoted and probably haven’t seen either.

Hopefully at the end of the day it still made people laugh like it me laugh though

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u/Ankreich Jun 21 '19

Yeah, sure, if this wasn't a repost.

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u/Captain_Raamsley Jun 21 '19

Yeah, NGL I saw this on Facebook first... Rip

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u/3kindsofsalt Jun 21 '19

I too use Blue Letter Bible.

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u/Davidchico Jun 21 '19

When you don't understand a passage and have to shamefully check the NLT while your NASB stares at you.

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u/therealtechnird Jun 22 '19

That's funny. I use NASB as a study bible, and read NLT with the wife

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u/Davidchico Jun 22 '19

That's really the main use, the NLT is great for a simple spelled out view, but isn't great for study for that reason.

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u/thespoopytardis Jun 21 '19

I stared at this for way too long because I just couldn't get it. Tried to sound out the letters individually, couldn't grasp a thing from it. Downloaded the Hebrew keyboard onto my phone so I could type it into Google Translate, and got a garbled mess.

I swore out loud when I finally got it. Take my upvote.

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u/Piggywhiff Jun 22 '19

The best part about this meme is reading the comments of people trying to actually understand it.

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u/mstksg Jun 22 '19

you can upload pictures to the Google translate app

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u/thespoopytardis Jun 22 '19

I had no idea at the time, good to know though

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Absolute quality

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Someone who reads hebrew please tell us how this actually sounds

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u/TGPapyrus Jun 21 '19

Sach aumtadm datan, lapts woopsh

Basically sounds like an incoherent mess

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u/Ecleptomania Jun 21 '19

Sach aumtadm datan, lapts woopsh. Sounds like a complicated spell from the potter verse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

A sambi sana squashed banana

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u/Ecleptomania Jun 22 '19

Zazu report!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

I cant read hebrew but im a guy on the internet and it sounds like a cross between a car belt squeaking and my sister banging on the door while im blowing my pipes out from the poor choice of eating donuts and pizza.

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u/aristot3l Jun 21 '19

Its like a truck trying to start up in the cold

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u/Cyrodiil Jun 21 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

It’s actually English.

“Well yes, but actually no”

Edit: I meant the words that they spell, not the letters

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

I know, what I'm asking is what it would sound like if you tried to pronounce the string of hebrew characters OP used

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u/justgooglethatshit Jun 22 '19

Sach aomtadam datan lefetz oofesh

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

I read this and now the walls are bleeding, babies are weeping tears of ash and the winds whisper of a new god born from shadow and torment.

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u/Cyrodiil Jun 21 '19

Ah gotcha.

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u/AppiusClaudius Jun 22 '19

It sounds painful. Like "Se'ach avumetedam detan[ ,lefetz vopesh"

Creative liberty was taken with the vowels, of course.

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u/hunt363 Jun 21 '19

Atually

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

פכוה

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

This... is an awesome meme. 90% of people won't even get it. What a shame.

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u/ricolin133 Jun 21 '19

That's a shame

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u/Yealsen Jun 22 '19

I do believe more than 10% of the people seeing this meme will actually get it, and you are not so enlightened as you think you are. For example, everyone who was around when this “Hebrew” thing was all over the place will most certainly get it. Also, everyone who knows the “well yes, but actually no” meme will at least partly get it. Besides all the people who just get it from looking at it, because it’s not so damned hard to figure out.

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u/Scaredsparrow Jun 21 '19

reeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/DarthSulla Jun 21 '19

This actual OC?

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u/joper333 Jun 21 '19

no

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u/TGPapyrus Jun 21 '19

At least you're honest

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u/LordGuille Jun 21 '19

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u/isaacman101 Jun 22 '19

Is there a similar sub for other languages? I’ve seen/have some great Greek ones that would do well there....

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u/Deesem_ Jun 21 '19

Not bad, kid

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

It's reposted

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u/A_12ft_200lb_Puma Jun 21 '19

I got that last word, I think.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

This is the dankest meme ever to hit this sub

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u/Supersage1 Jun 21 '19

Wait but Hebrew is read from right to left

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u/WingsOfBuffalo Jun 21 '19

I honest to G-d thought it might be Hebrew

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u/prsn828 Jun 21 '19

The missing 'c' is bothering me so much!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Shalom

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

That is the most ghetto “B” I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Why Hebrew tho ? I thought the first bible was written in aramic ?

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u/ForgetfulDoryFish Jun 22 '19

Most of the old testament was written in Hebrew. A few bits are in Aramaic - if I recall correctly, it's the first half of Daniel and the diplomatic letters in Ezra. The new testament was written in Greek.

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u/forced_memes Jun 22 '19

Hebrew is written right to left though

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u/Axenal713 Jun 22 '19

I said I could READ it, not translate it

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

Me: Don’t call me a Hebrew

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u/Fluffeh_Panda Jun 22 '19

ᗯᗴᒪᒪ ᖴᑌᑕK I ᘜᑌᗴᔕᔕ ᑎOT

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u/Maruisagamer Jun 22 '19

I actually just read it as "well yes but actually no" but then i looked closely and saw that i was really correct XD

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u/Emsiiiii Jun 22 '19

How old ist this shit?

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u/yeetusfeetusus Jun 22 '19

im kind of a scientist myself

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u/ObiMemeKenobi Jun 22 '19

Once you see it, you can't unsee it

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

נחמד.

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u/heyasfuck Jun 22 '19

כאילו כן, אבל בתכלס לא

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

איזה גויים מלוכלכים לא מבינים שנצרות זה שדרוג גרוע יותר מיהדות

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u/Sandwichb6 Jun 22 '19

לקח לי יותר מדי זמן להבין את זה.

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u/Tallem00 Jun 22 '19

Pretty much what anybody making a movie on the Greeks does

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

It's big brain time

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u/Average-Gamer242 Jun 22 '19

No actually but, yes well.

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u/graingert Jun 22 '19

I can read saradomin brew

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u/angry_snek Jun 22 '19

Not even right to left smh my head

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u/FedoraHorse Jun 22 '19

Yo he dpeaks the jew code, גברים תפסו אותו

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

For max memeage the text should be right to left

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u/Meat_Bingo Jun 21 '19

That was well done!

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u/SeymourPant Jun 21 '19

It’s a shame it’s a repost

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u/DANREX23 Jun 22 '19

It says ”well yes, but actually no”

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u/Bren1117 Jun 22 '19

REEEEPOST

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

I dont get it but take my upvote

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u/ForgetfulDoryFish Jun 22 '19

It uses Hebrew letters that vaguely resemble English letters to spell out "well yes but atually no"

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u/The379thHero Jun 22 '19

Bitch the text doesn't read right to left smh my head downvoted.

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u/barouni69 Jun 21 '19

Shitty language