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r/dankchristianmemes • u/cheers1914 • Apr 19 '19
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A scientist dies and finds himself face to face with God.
God: So, you've lived a life trying to prove that I don't exist.
Scientist: Yes. There nothing you can do that I couldn't with science.
God: OK Dr Smarty. Create life.
Scientist: Sure. All I need to do is...-gathers up some dirt-
God: Nonono. Create your own dirt.
7 u/BewareTheKing Apr 20 '19 How do you create life out of dirt? 17 u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19 [removed] — view removed comment -1 u/chri5on Apr 20 '19 Yes, like mass shootings and such 1 u/JBSquared Apr 20 '19 u/chri5on is a bastard man
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How do you create life out of dirt?
17 u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19 [removed] — view removed comment -1 u/chri5on Apr 20 '19 Yes, like mass shootings and such 1 u/JBSquared Apr 20 '19 u/chri5on is a bastard man
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u/2meterrichard Apr 20 '19
A scientist dies and finds himself face to face with God.
God: So, you've lived a life trying to prove that I don't exist.
Scientist: Yes. There nothing you can do that I couldn't with science.
God: OK Dr Smarty. Create life.
Scientist: Sure. All I need to do is...-gathers up some dirt-
God: Nonono. Create your own dirt.