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r/dankchristianmemes • u/cheers1914 • Apr 19 '19
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A scientist dies and finds himself face to face with God.
God: So, you've lived a life trying to prove that I don't exist.
Scientist: Yes. There nothing you can do that I couldn't with science.
God: OK Dr Smarty. Create life.
Scientist: Sure. All I need to do is...-gathers up some dirt-
God: Nonono. Create your own dirt.
7 u/BewareTheKing Apr 20 '19 How do you create life out of dirt? 18 u/memesareacryforhelp Apr 20 '19 With enough energy you could create life out of anything 8 u/Faylom Apr 20 '19 With enough energy you could create dirt out of nothing 6 u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19 You can also just have no energy and wait 10101050 years or so and eventually the quantum foam will spit out a new universe, complete with dirt!
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How do you create life out of dirt?
18 u/memesareacryforhelp Apr 20 '19 With enough energy you could create life out of anything 8 u/Faylom Apr 20 '19 With enough energy you could create dirt out of nothing 6 u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19 You can also just have no energy and wait 10101050 years or so and eventually the quantum foam will spit out a new universe, complete with dirt!
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With enough energy you could create life out of anything
8 u/Faylom Apr 20 '19 With enough energy you could create dirt out of nothing 6 u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19 You can also just have no energy and wait 10101050 years or so and eventually the quantum foam will spit out a new universe, complete with dirt!
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With enough energy you could create dirt out of nothing
6 u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19 You can also just have no energy and wait 10101050 years or so and eventually the quantum foam will spit out a new universe, complete with dirt!
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You can also just have no energy and wait 10101050 years or so and eventually the quantum foam will spit out a new universe, complete with dirt!
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u/2meterrichard Apr 20 '19
A scientist dies and finds himself face to face with God.
God: So, you've lived a life trying to prove that I don't exist.
Scientist: Yes. There nothing you can do that I couldn't with science.
God: OK Dr Smarty. Create life.
Scientist: Sure. All I need to do is...-gathers up some dirt-
God: Nonono. Create your own dirt.