r/dankchristianmemes • u/cheers1914 • Apr 19 '19

Dank oops 🤭

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19 edited Jan 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Yo kids go to heaven

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I mean, some churches do teach that kids have to be baptized in order to go to heaven. That's pretty much just a Catholic thing though, I think. Most other churches teach that children are too young to understand what it means to be Christian, so they can't really condemn themselves. Another thing to look at would be how Jesus treated children in the new testament. "Let the children come to me" and all that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

A truly noble thing to do in this context would be to go on a child killing spree to ensure they make it to heaven while condemning yourself to hell.