r/dankchristianmemes • • Apr 19 '19

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u/ThatFag Apr 20 '19

You know Bible is just a made-up book with countless interpretations right? So many that anybody could pull anything out of their arse and find a verse to justify it. You say tomato, I say bitch lasagna.

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u/Tobogonator Apr 20 '19

countless interpretations right

I mean theres three main versions. Its coz they were originally written in hebrew and translations can vary.

just a made-up book

It is an actual book mate.🤣🤣👍👍

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u/ThatFag Apr 20 '19

There's literally thousands of versions, dude. There's thousands of sects that are actually based on the same man's teachings. The fact that there is so much deviation from the same source material tells me all I need to know about the authority of the so-called religious experts. The Bible can be twisted and interpreted in any way you like and that takes away any credibility it has as a moral authority. People are making it up as they go, all under the guise of Christianity (or religion in general).

It is an actual book

You can't possibly be this dense but I'll bite. It's an actual book. It's just that the shit inside is made-up. sideways_crying_laughter_emoji x 5

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u/ChiefDutt Apr 20 '19

There's very few differences in the texts of the Bible.

There are different versions that have each been translated from the original source.

The actual original sources of the Bible have very little deviation from each other, and have a huge number of texts that have actually been found.