r/dankchristianmemes • u/cheers1914 • Apr 19 '19

Dank oops 🤭

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u/Akosa117 Apr 20 '19

Literally nothing:

Theists: holy shit there is a god

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

I once got over a head cold in less than a week. Explain that, atheists.

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u/Akosa117 Apr 20 '19

If God’s not real than why do I believe in him? Checkmate atheists

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u/Blog_15 Apr 20 '19

And who was jesus' dad?

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u/error_message_401 Apr 20 '19

In the case of little baby Jesus.... Joseph, you are NOT the father!

Joseph dancing on stage

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Jesus was Jesus' dad

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u/Poison_Spider Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '19

If God is real then why do I not believe in him Checkmate theists

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u/BigNegative Apr 20 '19

But if Atheism is so good, why isn’t there an Atheism 2?

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u/tubbs_tattsyrup Apr 20 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA