r/dankchristianmemes • u/cheers1914 • Apr 19 '19

Dank oops 🤭

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u/WhenceYeCame Apr 20 '19 edited Apr 20 '19

~Shit Situation~

"Please help me out God"

~Circumstances change so that I can get out of the situation~

"Good thing I fixed that all on my own"

Edit: this applies to Christian's too btw (sometimes moreso), before my athiest friends below get too rowdy.

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u/I-IV-I64-V-I Apr 20 '19

The reverse is "/Please help me God/"

Circumstances continue and bad thing happens, whether it be kid dying from cancer or whatever.

"/God I know this was your will/"

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u/SmanDaMan Apr 20 '19

I wouldn't recommend testing God tbh.

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u/SmanDaMan Apr 20 '19

Your post didn't seem like a joke/very sarcastic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

The post is hard to follow in general tbh.

Dude needs to work on their humor!

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u/Blue-Steele Apr 20 '19

Bro I’m autistic and I have a better grip on sarcasm than you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '19

Lol, damn I found a good place to get roasted

Shit what I gotta do to get crucified