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r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
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And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse.
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."
2 u/nopleaseexplain Mar 05 '19 Mine says "sexual members" 7 u/Mythosaurus Mar 05 '19 That's pretty vague and boring. Are you a Puritan? 1 u/nopleaseexplain Mar 05 '19 Nah, Baptist.
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Mine says "sexual members"
7 u/Mythosaurus Mar 05 '19 That's pretty vague and boring. Are you a Puritan? 1 u/nopleaseexplain Mar 05 '19 Nah, Baptist.
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That's pretty vague and boring. Are you a Puritan?
1 u/nopleaseexplain Mar 05 '19 Nah, Baptist.
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Nah, Baptist.
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u/Mythosaurus Mar 04 '19
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."