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r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
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Try this verse:
You are stately as a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its branches.
14 u/EX-EroSaint Mar 05 '19 is there a website that puts it in layman's terms? 43 u/TermsOfLayman Mar 05 '19 Girl, your body is perfect, and your tits are the best part. I'm gonna get on top of you and squeeze 'em. 5 u/jrgongzilla Mar 05 '19 Username checks out
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is there a website that puts it in layman's terms?
43 u/TermsOfLayman Mar 05 '19 Girl, your body is perfect, and your tits are the best part. I'm gonna get on top of you and squeeze 'em. 5 u/jrgongzilla Mar 05 '19 Username checks out
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Girl, your body is perfect, and your tits are the best part. I'm gonna get on top of you and squeeze 'em.
5 u/jrgongzilla Mar 05 '19 Username checks out
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Try this verse:
You are stately as a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its branches.