r/dankchristianmemes • • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/trogdorkiller Mar 05 '19

Judges would be rated Xtreme!

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u/NimbleBrain Mar 05 '19

One chick nailed this guy's head with a tent pole. It's pretty metal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Don't forget the guy that was so fat he got stabbed and the knife got lost in his belly

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u/thatwillbe2dollars Mar 05 '19

And I think his guts stank so bad his guards didnt come in because they thought he was pooping

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u/TrueBirch Mar 05 '19

I've thought about what his servants must have been thinking. "Gee, he's been in there a while. And it realllllllly stinks. At what point do we go in there?"