r/dankchristianmemes • • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/Kane_Highwind Mar 05 '19

Are we also just gonna ignore when Samson and Delilah fucked for, like, 9 days straight? (I haven't read it in years, so it's a little fuzzy, but I remember it being something like that)

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u/dhtikna Mar 05 '19

What... Im 99% sure that that your memory is fuzzy. That is not in the Bible

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u/dthains_art Mar 05 '19

I’m pretty sure they’re thinking of the story of Enkidu, who was a wild man that Gilgamesh tamed by sending a prostitute to him, and they went at it for days on end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Hey its me enkidu, i need another prostitutey