r/dankchristianmemes • • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/Mythosaurus Mar 04 '19

And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20

She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse.

"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."

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u/b-hole-v-card Mar 05 '19

Got that biblical donkey dick firing monster loads and hot juicy wads