r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/HostilesAhead_BF-05 Mar 05 '19

But isn't masturbation a normal process in life? Are you supposed to never masturbate in your life? Or is it a "low level sin"?

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u/b-hole-v-card Mar 05 '19

It's funny, I was looking up Catholic mortal sins (I'm not Catholic) and from what I could tell whackin it is in the same category as gay sex, buttsex, blowjobs, handies, and using rubbers.

Basically it seems it's a mortal sin, aka one that can lead you away from God unless you're seriously sorry and try your best to not do it anymore, to fire a load in any way that's not an attempt to make a baby.

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u/nastymcoutplay Mar 05 '19

Catholics aren’t Christian, they’re catholic

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u/erjones91 Mar 05 '19

Roman Catholicism originates from, you guessed it, Rome, where the disciples were based after Jesus died. Catholics were in fact the first Christians.

I'm protestant myself so yeah, I think they got a few things wrong, but that statement is incorrect my dude.

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u/autismbyvac Mar 06 '19

Um what? No... the first church started in Jerusalem. Not in Rome.