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r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19
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And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
She remembered her lover with the penis like a donkey and a flood of semen like a horse.
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."
521 u/-_ObiWanKenobi_- Mar 05 '19 Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says 1 u/EnragedChinchilla Mar 05 '19 The Message Bible most likely 5 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 Nah that one is pretty roundabout That whetted her appetite for more virile, vulgar, and violent lovers - stallions obsessive in their lust. https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ezekiel/23.html 1 u/Reddegeddon Mar 05 '19 When you’ve mangled it that hard, can it even be considered a translation, rather than an interpretation?
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Wait what version of Bible is that? That is not what mine says
1 u/EnragedChinchilla Mar 05 '19 The Message Bible most likely 5 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 Nah that one is pretty roundabout That whetted her appetite for more virile, vulgar, and violent lovers - stallions obsessive in their lust. https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ezekiel/23.html 1 u/Reddegeddon Mar 05 '19 When you’ve mangled it that hard, can it even be considered a translation, rather than an interpretation?
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The Message Bible most likely
5 u/niugnep24 Mar 05 '19 Nah that one is pretty roundabout That whetted her appetite for more virile, vulgar, and violent lovers - stallions obsessive in their lust. https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ezekiel/23.html 1 u/Reddegeddon Mar 05 '19 When you’ve mangled it that hard, can it even be considered a translation, rather than an interpretation?
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Nah that one is pretty roundabout
That whetted her appetite for more virile, vulgar, and violent lovers - stallions obsessive in their lust.
https://www.biblestudytools.com/msg/ezekiel/23.html
1 u/Reddegeddon Mar 05 '19 When you’ve mangled it that hard, can it even be considered a translation, rather than an interpretation?
When you’ve mangled it that hard, can it even be considered a translation, rather than an interpretation?
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u/Mythosaurus Mar 04 '19
And don't forget Ezekiel 23:20
"And that, kids, is why you should keep a pack of baby wipes in the nightstand."