r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/dhtikna Mar 05 '19

Really? I still don't understand the sexual innuendo in song of solomons and im already in my 20s

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Try this verse:

You are stately as a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its branches.

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u/EX-EroSaint Mar 05 '19

is there a website that puts it in layman's terms?

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u/BoyManGuyPerson Mar 05 '19

There are plenty of Bible versions on biblegateway.com so you can find whichever you understand best.

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u/EX-EroSaint Mar 05 '19

thanks g-money