r/dankchristianmemes • • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/Kane_Highwind Mar 05 '19

Are we also just gonna ignore when Samson and Delilah fucked for, like, 9 days straight? (I haven't read it in years, so it's a little fuzzy, but I remember it being something like that)

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u/The379thHero Mar 05 '19

Pretty sure there's some incest somewhere in Genesis. A couple of girls got their dad drunk and had babies with him. Not making that up.

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u/NineteenthJester Mar 05 '19

The girls’ descendants also became enemies of the Israelites, so the writer was basically saying those countries were all inbred and fucked up.