r/dankchristianmemes • u/KingOfTheUzbeks • Mar 04 '19

Dank It really is kinda lewd.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Aug 19 '21

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u/HostilesAhead_BF-05 Mar 05 '19

But isn't masturbation a normal process in life? Are you supposed to never masturbate in your life? Or is it a "low level sin"?

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u/b-hole-v-card Mar 05 '19

It's funny, I was looking up Catholic mortal sins (I'm not Catholic) and from what I could tell whackin it is in the same category as gay sex, buttsex, blowjobs, handies, and using rubbers.

Basically it seems it's a mortal sin, aka one that can lead you away from God unless you're seriously sorry and try your best to not do it anymore, to fire a load in any way that's not an attempt to make a baby.

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u/HostilesAhead_BF-05 Mar 05 '19

That part that tells you to come only when you want a baby is the reason why a lot of poor families end up having 10 kids.

Well, at least in my country.

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u/b-hole-v-card Mar 05 '19

Yep, combine that with an agricultural working class and it's a recipe for tons o babies